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    Subject: Drink-drive warning A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he is pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." :laugh: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!

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      Subject: Drink-drive warning A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he is pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." :laugh: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!

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      Atlantys
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      :laugh::laugh: That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]

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        Subject: Drink-drive warning A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he is pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." :laugh: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!

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        Megan Forbes
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        Are you sure this (imaginary) guy didn't pay the cop to say that so he could come to the rescue and be a hero? ;P


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          Subject: Drink-drive warning A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he is pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." :laugh: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I have a terminal disease. Its called life!

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          Roger Allen wrote: ugly fat bird They're called "ten to two-ers" where I come from (where the night-clubs close at two in the morning)... ;) "The folly of man is that he dreams of what he can never achieve rather than dream of what he can."

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