JOTD
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Ok, this is an old one that I'm typing up from memory (ie. It's not one of those polished, tweaked e-mail jokes floating around) so be gentle. Here goes... Adam is walking slowly around the Garden of Eden, his shoulders slumped and a frown on his face. Suddenly the clouds shudder and split open. A bright light beams down and God's thundering voice is heard. "Adam, what's wrong? You look depressed" "Oh sorry big guy, I'll try to do better, it's just that I'm really bored down here" replies Adam. "I was afraid of this, but let me tell you what I've been working on. I call it "woman". Wait till you see it. I corrected all the mistakes I made when I created man. I gave woman beauty, elegance, grace, intelligence, humor and loyalty. Everything you could ever ask for in a companion. What do you think?" "Wow, God! Sounds great! Why don't you send one down and I'll check it out??!!" "Whoa there fella, not so fast. A creature like this is quite valuable. I can't send a woman down there for free. It's going to cost you big. In exchange for a woman I'm going to need your right eye, right ear, right arm and right leg." Adam contemplates this for a few minutes and finally replies, "Seems a little steep, what could I get for a rib?"
Mike Mullikin :beer: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. David St. Hubbins - Spinal Tap
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Ok, this is an old one that I'm typing up from memory (ie. It's not one of those polished, tweaked e-mail jokes floating around) so be gentle. Here goes... Adam is walking slowly around the Garden of Eden, his shoulders slumped and a frown on his face. Suddenly the clouds shudder and split open. A bright light beams down and God's thundering voice is heard. "Adam, what's wrong? You look depressed" "Oh sorry big guy, I'll try to do better, it's just that I'm really bored down here" replies Adam. "I was afraid of this, but let me tell you what I've been working on. I call it "woman". Wait till you see it. I corrected all the mistakes I made when I created man. I gave woman beauty, elegance, grace, intelligence, humor and loyalty. Everything you could ever ask for in a companion. What do you think?" "Wow, God! Sounds great! Why don't you send one down and I'll check it out??!!" "Whoa there fella, not so fast. A creature like this is quite valuable. I can't send a woman down there for free. It's going to cost you big. In exchange for a woman I'm going to need your right eye, right ear, right arm and right leg." Adam contemplates this for a few minutes and finally replies, "Seems a little steep, what could I get for a rib?"
Mike Mullikin :beer: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. David St. Hubbins - Spinal Tap
:laugh: I was waiting for the rim-shot noise. brrrrrrrrrrrrmp-tish BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson
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Ok, this is an old one that I'm typing up from memory (ie. It's not one of those polished, tweaked e-mail jokes floating around) so be gentle. Here goes... Adam is walking slowly around the Garden of Eden, his shoulders slumped and a frown on his face. Suddenly the clouds shudder and split open. A bright light beams down and God's thundering voice is heard. "Adam, what's wrong? You look depressed" "Oh sorry big guy, I'll try to do better, it's just that I'm really bored down here" replies Adam. "I was afraid of this, but let me tell you what I've been working on. I call it "woman". Wait till you see it. I corrected all the mistakes I made when I created man. I gave woman beauty, elegance, grace, intelligence, humor and loyalty. Everything you could ever ask for in a companion. What do you think?" "Wow, God! Sounds great! Why don't you send one down and I'll check it out??!!" "Whoa there fella, not so fast. A creature like this is quite valuable. I can't send a woman down there for free. It's going to cost you big. In exchange for a woman I'm going to need your right eye, right ear, right arm and right leg." Adam contemplates this for a few minutes and finally replies, "Seems a little steep, what could I get for a rib?"
Mike Mullikin :beer: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. David St. Hubbins - Spinal Tap
:laugh: Love it! Adam and his negotiations with God. :-) Regards, Alvaro
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