Plunges to death, horror story and photo inside
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Michael A. Barnhart wrote: It could not be from that high up. The internal parts are all still intact! Well obviously it was a tough egg to crack... *groan* :rolleyes: Michael A. Barnhart wrote: But yes you must be sick today. Nope, I would have found it funny yesterday and tomorrow I will still find it funny. Ten years from now I will probably chuckle if I saw it. So you did not find it at all funny? Damn, I must have missed that bit in our evolutionary course.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: Nope, I would have found it funny yesterday and tomorrow I will still find it funny. Ten years from now I will probably chuckle if I saw it. *cough* sticky stick joke *cough* *cough*... :rolleyes: Shog9 ------
Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance
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Paul Watson wrote: Nope, I would have found it funny yesterday and tomorrow I will still find it funny. Ten years from now I will probably chuckle if I saw it. *cough* sticky stick joke *cough* *cough*... :rolleyes: Shog9 ------
Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance
Shog9 wrote: *cough* sticky stick joke *cough* *cough*... what about the fish tank joke? or the tied shoelaces? or the fish wall? or the no-legged-cow? there are many "terrible" jokes that I will always find funny, no matter what year it is. That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
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Shog9 wrote: *cough* sticky stick joke *cough* *cough*... what about the fish tank joke? or the tied shoelaces? or the fish wall? or the no-legged-cow? there are many "terrible" jokes that I will always find funny, no matter what year it is. That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
Atlantys wrote: there are many "terrible" jokes that I will always find funny, no matter what year it is. :) Shog9 ------
Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance
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Paul Watson wrote: Are they as wild as the movies make out? Yes and no. Individual incidents yes but not all at once. "I will find a new sig someday."
Michael A. Barnhart wrote: Yes and no. Individual incidents yes but not all at once. That was for you !! Our Parties lasted 9 months at atime it seemed. Even when the fire brigade was climbimg through the place killing the flames the parties raged. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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(Ok this is so bad it is funny, I laughed so hard, sick bastard that I am) "For those of you with a weak stomach, I wouldn't go any further..... This is quite shocking. He fell from a height and on impact everything came out...You can see the horror on the faces of those around." On the scene photograph
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonYou can't make an omlette.... :laugh: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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(Ok this is so bad it is funny, I laughed so hard, sick bastard that I am) "For those of you with a weak stomach, I wouldn't go any further..... This is quite shocking. He fell from a height and on impact everything came out...You can see the horror on the faces of those around." On the scene photograph
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonLol, I had that as my wallpaper for a while - very good. :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Rememberance knows no boundaries. Wear a poppy and uphold the silence: 10/11-Nov-2002
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_Magnus_ wrote: Something is seriously wrong with you Ahh but what you call "seriously wrong" I simply realise is brutal, open honesty. Come on _Magnus_, admit it. You laughed at the picture. You at least chuckled, became tickled pink. There is no denying the humour of the image, no matter how un-PC or deeply disturbing it is. Now, laugh with us! Fly over the cuckoos nest... ;P
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: There is no denying the humour of the image, no matter how un-PC or deeply disturbing it is. Truly said! Even my usually stoic self was so overwhelmed by the humor of the image that I immediately forwarded a copy to every list server in the world. I gave you due credit, though; I used your email for the Reply-To and Return-Path headers. "When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long
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Shog9 wrote: *cough* sticky stick joke *cough* *cough*... what about the fish tank joke? or the tied shoelaces? or the fish wall? or the no-legged-cow? there are many "terrible" jokes that I will always find funny, no matter what year it is. That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
Atlantys wrote: the no-legged-cow They're much easier to tip!:-D "When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long
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Paul Watson wrote: There is no denying the humour of the image, no matter how un-PC or deeply disturbing it is. Truly said! Even my usually stoic self was so overwhelmed by the humor of the image that I immediately forwarded a copy to every list server in the world. I gave you due credit, though; I used your email for the Reply-To and Return-Path headers. "When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long
Roger Wright wrote: I gave you due credit, though; I used your email for the Reply-To and Return-Path headers. Awww, you did that for me? :-O :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
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Lol, I had that as my wallpaper for a while - very good. :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Rememberance knows no boundaries. Wear a poppy and uphold the silence: 10/11-Nov-2002
David Wulff wrote: Lol, I had that as my wallpaper for a while - very good :) I knew I could rely on you to find it funny. I was worried for awhile that I was the only person who was going to find it funny! The first two posts got me a bit worried that I had terribly, deep, dark and perverse issues. But at least now I know I am not alone in those deep, dark and perverse issues :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
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David Wulff wrote: Lol, I had that as my wallpaper for a while - very good :) I knew I could rely on you to find it funny. I was worried for awhile that I was the only person who was going to find it funny! The first two posts got me a bit worried that I had terribly, deep, dark and perverse issues. But at least now I know I am not alone in those deep, dark and perverse issues :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonWhen I first found that picture I was in fits of laughter for many minutes, yet my friends and family only found it mildly amusing. Go figure. :) Paul Watson wrote: But at least now I know I am not alone in those deep, dark and perverse issues ...can't talk now, my bear needs his undies changing...
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Rememberance knows no boundaries. Wear a poppy and uphold the silence: 10/11-Nov-2002
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Atlantys wrote: the no-legged-cow They're much easier to tip!:-D "When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long
Roger Wright wrote: They're much easier to tip! Yeah and they always get the order right, not like those no-legged dogs which are such a drag!
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
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Paul Watson wrote: Ahhh the truth emerges. Deep repressed childhood trauma is surfacing in the shape of a split egg posted on the CP Soapbox. You should seek therapy... *Mike dons his best Sigmund Freud jacket* "Magnus, after listening to your story I believe zis trauma goes all the vay back BEFORE childhood, back into zee vomb. You must have had a twin brother or sister who split avay from your side of zee egg and became lost in zee falopian tubes." :-D :-D :-D
Mike Mullikin :beer: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. David St. Hubbins - Spinal Tap
Mike Mullikin wrote: zis trauma goes all the vay back BEFORE childhood, back into zee vomb :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Bravo Mr. Freud! I mean Mike... lol Mike Mullikin wrote: You must have had a twin brother or sister who split avay from your side of zee egg and became lost in zee falopian tubes." "And unt now vee are tinking dat of your mother as a sexxxssual being, unt you can see dat all my theories are correct! You vant to sleeep wit your mother, come ooon say it wif me." :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
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Mike Mullikin wrote: zis trauma goes all the vay back BEFORE childhood, back into zee vomb :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Bravo Mr. Freud! I mean Mike... lol Mike Mullikin wrote: You must have had a twin brother or sister who split avay from your side of zee egg and became lost in zee falopian tubes." "And unt now vee are tinking dat of your mother as a sexxxssual being, unt you can see dat all my theories are correct! You vant to sleeep wit your mother, come ooon say it wif me." :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: "And unt now vee are tinking dat of your mother as a sexxxssual being, unt you can see dat all my theories are correct! You vant to sleeep wit your mother, come ooon say it wif me." :laugh: :laugh: Excellent. Mike Mullikin :beer:
Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. - David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
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(Ok this is so bad it is funny, I laughed so hard, sick bastard that I am) "For those of you with a weak stomach, I wouldn't go any further..... This is quite shocking. He fell from a height and on impact everything came out...You can see the horror on the faces of those around." On the scene photograph
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson:laugh: Oh man that's brilliant - especially the way the yoke looks like his stomach has come up (perhaps there is something seriously wrong with me :~ )
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