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  • C Corporal Agarn

    I finally found the reason for global warming. The scientist are mixing Fahrenheit and Celsius thus since the past work has been in Celsius it looks like it is warmer! :laugh: I know it is a bad joke but it is the best my poor brain can come up with.

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    The British are rather odd when it comes to temperature. In summer we call it in Fahrenheit, and in Winter in Celcius. Seriously! On a hot day we say, "Oh it must be 90 degrees out there" and on a cold day we say, "Brr, it must be -1 or 2, the ice is just starting to cover the ground" Odd bunch really.

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      The British are rather odd when it comes to temperature. In summer we call it in Fahrenheit, and in Winter in Celcius. Seriously! On a hot day we say, "Oh it must be 90 degrees out there" and on a cold day we say, "Brr, it must be -1 or 2, the ice is just starting to cover the ground" Odd bunch really.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      OriginalGriff
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      That's why we have British Summer Time - so we know when to switch from C to F...

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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        That's why we have British Summer Time - so we know when to switch from C to F...

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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        :laugh: :thumbsup:

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          The British are rather odd when it comes to temperature. In summer we call it in Fahrenheit, and in Winter in Celcius. Seriously! On a hot day we say, "Oh it must be 90 degrees out there" and on a cold day we say, "Brr, it must be -1 or 2, the ice is just starting to cover the ground" Odd bunch really.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          Corporal Agarn
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          NASA goofed once by mixing "British" and SI units of measure thus sending a deep space explorer off course. Sorry I cannot remember which one, and I do not know if they got it fixed. When I was in school (back in the dark ages) they referred to the inch/pound system as British versus meter/liter as SI (International System of Units) or metric.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            The British are rather odd when it comes to temperature. In summer we call it in Fahrenheit, and in Winter in Celcius. Seriously! On a hot day we say, "Oh it must be 90 degrees out there" and on a cold day we say, "Brr, it must be -1 or 2, the ice is just starting to cover the ground" Odd bunch really.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            DaveAuld
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            And we go an about how much miles to the gallon cars get, and we buy our fuel and watch the price per litre.

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            • C Corporal Agarn

              NASA goofed once by mixing "British" and SI units of measure thus sending a deep space explorer off course. Sorry I cannot remember which one, and I do not know if they got it fixed. When I was in school (back in the dark ages) they referred to the inch/pound system as British versus meter/liter as SI (International System of Units) or metric.

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              Ian Shlasko
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              Actually, it wasn't a deep space explorer... It was a Mars orbiter, and it didn't just go off course... It crashed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter[^]

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              • I Ian Shlasko

                Actually, it wasn't a deep space explorer... It was a Mars orbiter, and it didn't just go off course... It crashed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter[^]

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                Corporal Agarn
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                Thanks for the info. If I ever get Alzheimer's no one will notice.

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                  That's why we have British Summer Time - so we know when to switch from C to F...

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                  Media2r
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                  Just this morning I got a meeting invite that stressed that the time was listed in "British Summer Time". I promptly responded that I found "British Summer Time" to be a sad proposition indeed. //L

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                    That's why we have British Summer Time - so we know when to switch from C to F...

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                    Symbolically 5'd!

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                    • D DaveAuld

                      And we go an about how much miles to the gallon cars get, and we buy our fuel and watch the price per litre.

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                      We're supposed to be metric, but we keep clinging on to these old dogrel systems. The weather forecasts shouldn't have Farenheit (it is meaningless to most of my generation anyhow), I mean how can it be below freezing and still a positive number (OK I do know why, but it is still stupid[^]) . The Imperial system was just nuts to boot : 22 yards in a furlong and 112 pounds in a hundredweight anyone?. I need a pint :-)

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