'I dont think it's the tattoo you were after'

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An Australian man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate's back. [^] At least it was big!

jeron1

"Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing." Just the person you want to argue with before getting a tattoo. I wonder if the guy curses his waiter/waitress before getting his food?

Dalek Dave

Always trust the man who is about to tattoo you! I am wondering if alcohol was involved.

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Dalek Dave wrote:

I am wondering if alcohol was involved.

It was in Queensland so yes

_Damian S_

Josh Gray wrote:

Queensland

You say that like it's a bad thing!! QUEENSLANDER!!

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_Damian S_ wrote:

You say that like it's a bad thing!! QUEENSLANDER!!

I was merely suggesting that you're all a bunch of drunks, nothing wrong with that, especially in that heat :)

_Damian S_

Josh Gray wrote:

I was merely suggesting that you're all a bunch of drunks, nothing wrong with that, especially in that heat

Oh in that case... carry on then!! I assume you'll be partaking in a few drinks with me if you ever make it up to god's own country?

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_Damian S_ wrote:

I assume you'll be partaking in a few drinks with me if you ever make it up to god's own country?

I'd love to come and visit you and see BM in the flesh. We may be in Brisbane the weekend before xmas but nothing is confirmed

_Damian S_

Well, give me a buzz if you make it...

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What, no pictures! :(

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fjdiewornncalwe

I was thinking the same thing when I read it... But then I realized that I was thinking I wanted to see a picture of a big ****. :doh: :doh: :doh:

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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Well, a 40 cm cock, engraved on a guys back is still worth looking at!

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fjdiewornncalwe

fat_boy wrote:

Well, a 40 cm c***, engraved on a guys back is still worth looking at!

I'm almost embarrassed to admit it, but I agree with you int a X| sort of way.

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

Dalek Dave

It's like a car crash. You know you don't want to look, but you just have to see.

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fjdiewornncalwe

Dalek Dave wrote:

It's like a car crash. You know you don't want to look, but you just have to see.

So true, so true... (Edited to Not kill the mood here, I do that enough at home)

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

modified on Wednesday, October 27, 2010 9:53 AM

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fat_boy wrote:

What, no pictures! Frown

How can you find this amusing but not flatulence? :)

_Damian S_

Josh Gray wrote:

How can you find this amusing but not flatulence?

After a 40cm cock up the back I reckon there'd be no sound from the flatulence - maybe just a whooshing sound...

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_Damian S_ wrote:

After a 40cm c*** up the back I reckon there'd be no sound from the flatulence - maybe just a whooshing sound...

But you're assuming the girth was in proportion...

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Its different. If someone had anything unusual that they didnt like tatooed on their back I would want to see it.

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