How the Irish talk [Very Long]
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Just got this email.. very funny because some of it is very very true :laugh: :laugh: :rolleyes:
Brian Delahunty wrote: bollocks Strange - the English guys I work with seem to think that "the dogs bollocks" is some kind of compliment - my new P4 is the dogs bollocks :confused: Brian Delahunty wrote: Dingleberries Little balls of shite that form on anal hair :~ Who discovered these?! :wtf:
"How many eiffel towels are there in Paris?" "I'd say 10." "Where was the Berlin Wall?" "Israel"
Stupid People - posted by Loket
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Just got this email.. very funny because some of it is very very true :laugh: :laugh: :rolleyes:
Brilliance, pure brilliance. Now feck of back to ya bleedin' ma yer windy cabbage scummer while I ride yer floozie loosebit down the local fairly lively. :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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Brian Delahunty wrote: bollocks Strange - the English guys I work with seem to think that "the dogs bollocks" is some kind of compliment - my new P4 is the dogs bollocks :confused: Brian Delahunty wrote: Dingleberries Little balls of shite that form on anal hair :~ Who discovered these?! :wtf:
"How many eiffel towels are there in Paris?" "I'd say 10." "Where was the Berlin Wall?" "Israel"
Stupid People - posted by Loket
Megan Forbes wrote: Who discovered these?! Eh, eh, eh... :~ ... eh, eh, *Brian scampers out the door... Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Brilliance, pure brilliance. Now feck of back to ya bleedin' ma yer windy cabbage scummer while I ride yer floozie loosebit down the local fairly lively. :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: Now feck of back to ya bleedin' ma yer windy cabbage scummer while I ride yer floozie loosebit down the local fairly lively ROTFLMAO :laugh: How's Dave on this beautiful Tuesday evening??? Get DSL yet? It's available here now [about time] but at €90 it's very steep. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: Feck replaced f*** among younger people [up to about 13] so parents didn't kill us! Ah, so I was thinking of Smeg then. :)
Simon Walton
Sonork: 10024P
Could also be "Frell" (from the show Farscape, but I doubt as many people know about it, compared to Red Dwarf). :-D That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
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Simon Walton wrote: Feck was devised especially for the show as a new swearword I do no for a fack that it was used in my area as a swear word for as long as I've had the ability to swear... "Will ya ever just feck off??"... Feck replaced Fuck among younger people [up to about 13] so parents didn't kill us! Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty wrote: Feck replaced f*** among younger people [up to about 13] so parents didn't kill us! So... WTF is the difference? They're pronounced almost identically, and everyone knows that when you say "feck", it would be same as if you said "f*ck". right? It's like those dumbasses people who say "frig" instead of "f*ck" because they "don't want to swear". :mad: Same shit, different pile, IMHO. (why i'm using "f*ck" instead of the real word, i don't know).:confused: That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
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Brian Delahunty wrote: Feck replaced f*** among younger people [up to about 13] so parents didn't kill us! So... WTF is the difference? They're pronounced almost identically, and everyone knows that when you say "feck", it would be same as if you said "f*ck". right? It's like those dumbasses people who say "frig" instead of "f*ck" because they "don't want to swear". :mad: Same shit, different pile, IMHO. (why i'm using "f*ck" instead of the real word, i don't know).:confused: That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
We were young!!! Did we know any better.. nope. And I doubt our parents cared too much either way. they probably got a laugh out of the fact that we thought we had outsmarted them! Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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We were young!!! Did we know any better.. nope. And I doubt our parents cared too much either way. they probably got a laugh out of the fact that we thought we had outsmarted them! Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty wrote: they probably got a laugh out of the fact that we thought we had outsmarted them! Every generation does the same thing: it thinks it's outsmarting their parents, by doing EXACTLY the same thing the parents did when they were kids. It's funny how the cycle repeats. :-D That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
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David Wulff wrote: Now feck of back to ya bleedin' ma yer windy cabbage scummer while I ride yer floozie loosebit down the local fairly lively ROTFLMAO :laugh: How's Dave on this beautiful Tuesday evening??? Get DSL yet? It's available here now [about time] but at €90 it's very steep. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty wrote: How's Dave on this beautiful Tuesday evening??? Fecking freezing - me gaf's central heating's banjaxed again! :mad: Fair play to me ma though, the ol' gal's given me a hotwater bottle. Brian Delahunty wrote: Get DSL yet? Not yet, I'm off to check the interest figures now. Brian Delahunty wrote: but at €90 it's very steep Jaysus! Is that per month or per year? :eek:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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Just got this email.. very funny because some of it is very very true :laugh: :laugh: :rolleyes:
I was over just north of Dublin a few times this year, loved the place. Best bacon in the world - are you allowed to send food parcels ? :rolleyes: Elaine (culinarily deprived fluffy tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Brilliance, pure brilliance. Now feck of back to ya bleedin' ma yer windy cabbage scummer while I ride yer floozie loosebit down the local fairly lively. :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
Why am I reminded of Dick van Dyke's cockney accent ? :omg: :laugh: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Why am I reminded of Dick van Dyke's cockney accent ? :omg: :laugh: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
Trollslayer wrote: Why am I reminded of Dick van Dyke's cockney accent ? 1) because you're old enough to remember Dick van Dyke's cockney accent? 2) because you actually bothered to *remember* Dick van Dyke's cockney accent after you'd heard it. 3) because weird UK accents are inherently funny, and thus memorable. Shog9 ------
Rather hammer futiley at the locked door than just sit and ignore it. Obviously finding a way to get through the locked door would be even better though. - Paul Watson, My Ignorance
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Brian Delahunty wrote: How's Dave on this beautiful Tuesday evening??? Fecking freezing - me gaf's central heating's banjaxed again! :mad: Fair play to me ma though, the ol' gal's given me a hotwater bottle. Brian Delahunty wrote: Get DSL yet? Not yet, I'm off to check the interest figures now. Brian Delahunty wrote: but at €90 it's very steep Jaysus! Is that per month or per year? :eek:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
David Wulff wrote: Is that per month or per year? Per month.. It's a fecking joke man... can't get a decent connection in this country. David Wulff wrote: Fair play to me ma though, the ol' gal's given me a hotwater bottle. lol.. Very thoughtful. You've been fairly quiet around here lately. Busy working? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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I was over just north of Dublin a few times this year, loved the place. Best bacon in the world - are you allowed to send food parcels ? :rolleyes: Elaine (culinarily deprived fluffy tigress) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
Trollslayer wrote: are you allowed to send food parcels ? :rolleyes: is right! Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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David Wulff wrote: Is that per month or per year? Per month.. It's a fecking joke man... can't get a decent connection in this country. David Wulff wrote: Fair play to me ma though, the ol' gal's given me a hotwater bottle. lol.. Very thoughtful. You've been fairly quiet around here lately. Busy working? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty wrote: You've been fairly quiet around here lately. Busy working? It's that time of the year again; it's cold, wet and miserable. So am I. :((
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright