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S.Rod is a moron

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  • R Roger Wright

    David Wulff wrote: Hello I'm Jennifer Lopez and I like to watch men touch geese. Is there a 12-step program for that? If not, do you have her phone number? I've been thinking about buying a goose. Maybe two... "When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long

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    You wont be in with much of a chance with Jennifer I'm afraid... I've been beating off geese all night and she hasn't so much as blinked an eyelid at me. :(( Of course if I took the duct tape off her eyes she might, but then I'd have to go the whole way and remove the rope and clingfilm too, and then she'll escape... :suss: You might stand a chance with with Courtney though, unless John gets in there first... Hello I'm Courtney Love and I like to kill Otters with a spade


    David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

    "Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright

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      You wont be in with much of a chance with Jennifer I'm afraid... I've been beating off geese all night and she hasn't so much as blinked an eyelid at me. :(( Of course if I took the duct tape off her eyes she might, but then I'd have to go the whole way and remove the rope and clingfilm too, and then she'll escape... :suss: You might stand a chance with with Courtney though, unless John gets in there first... Hello I'm Courtney Love and I like to kill Otters with a spade


      David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

      "Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright

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      Andreas Saurwein
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      Aint we a little bit far off the topic? :~


      I don't think this is a serious possesion, and the evil most likely comes from your hand. Colin J Davies, The Lounge

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      • A Andreas Saurwein

        Aint we a little bit far off the topic? :~


        I don't think this is a serious possesion, and the evil most likely comes from your hand. Colin J Davies, The Lounge

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        David Wulff
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        Nah, not really. Hi I'm Jennifer Anderson. Cunnilingus.


        David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

        Hello I'm Courtney Love and I like to kill Otters with a spade

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          Nah, not really. Hi I'm Jennifer Anderson. Cunnilingus.


          David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

          Hello I'm Courtney Love and I like to kill Otters with a spade

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          Roger Wright
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          David Wulff wrote: Hi I'm Jennifer Anderson. Cunnilingus. I'm considered a rather cunning linguist, my self... "When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long

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            You wont be in with much of a chance with Jennifer I'm afraid... I've been beating off geese all night and she hasn't so much as blinked an eyelid at me. :(( Of course if I took the duct tape off her eyes she might, but then I'd have to go the whole way and remove the rope and clingfilm too, and then she'll escape... :suss: You might stand a chance with with Courtney though, unless John gets in there first... Hello I'm Courtney Love and I like to kill Otters with a spade


            David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

            "Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright

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            Roger Wright
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            David Wulff wrote: Hello I'm Courtney Love and I like to kill Otters with a spade Hmmmm... Possibly, though baby Harp seals are cuter. "When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long

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            • R Roger Wright

              David Wulff wrote: Hi I'm Jennifer Anderson. Cunnilingus. I'm considered a rather cunning linguist, my self... "When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long

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              David Wulff
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              :rolleyes: FYI I didn't make these up, they are all from jingles for The Late Show on SBN 0:00 to 2:00 every weeknight.


              David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

              Hello I'm Courtney Love and I like to kill Otters with a spade

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                You wont be in with much of a chance with Jennifer I'm afraid... I've been beating off geese all night and she hasn't so much as blinked an eyelid at me. :(( Of course if I took the duct tape off her eyes she might, but then I'd have to go the whole way and remove the rope and clingfilm too, and then she'll escape... :suss: You might stand a chance with with Courtney though, unless John gets in there first... Hello I'm Courtney Love and I like to kill Otters with a spade


                David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                "Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright

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                David Wulff wrote: Hello I'm Courtney Love and I like to kill Otters with a spade Right... now that's just bizarre... :suss: Shog9 ------

                Sitting in muddy water isn't such a bad life, if it ends after the first time... - Yoko Kanno, The Real Folk Blues

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                • C Christian Graus

                  I'm sorry, but I have been a member here pretty much since the beginning. I fully respect the right of other people to differ in opinion from me. I hate CodeGuru. I really do, their user system is garbage, the rating system creates bad feelings and there is no sense of community. Others obviously disagree, when I have gone there to answer questions because CP is down, they still seem pretty busy. This Rod dude seems to have major issues with this site though, and not just the whole non-issue of needing an account to download stuff. Check this [^]post out. I feel sorry for Chris, and all the people who are official site builders here, that they need to put up with this crap when all they have done is work hard to provide us with a free resource. If Rod thinks the people who run this site cannot be trusted, or are scheming against him, he should bog off and go somewhere else. I can't imagine why he hasn't done so. Maybe he is so starved of human contact that he mistakes the outrage he generates for love. I propose in the spirit of that chick who got her credit card paid off that we start a fund to help him get professional help, some therapy is obviously needed. And to think I considered posting this to the lounge....... Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                  Christian Graus wrote: S.Rod is a moron Can't believe we are agreeing on something :-D Some sad people I feel sorry for (not in a pitying way) and really hope they can better themselves. Mr. Rod. though has just amazed me by showing that some sad people you hope fall off a cliff. One word labels him: Ungrateful

                  Paul Watson
                  Bluegrass
                  Cape Town, South Africa

                  Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                    Christian Graus wrote: Check this [^]post out. :wtf: I had never even seen that series of posts! Man...he really is an idiot. I take back anything I ever said in his defense. I've always just thought he could be a little caustic. Take for instance his response[^] to my answer about Office XP[^]. Okay...my "irrelevant answer"...argh. I can take some of that stuff...but he seems to enjoy being like this. Stephane, could you just please shutup. You're worse than Bill SerGio. At least he tries to be nice. :mad: Oh, and if you've got a problem with CP or with the people here...leave.


                    You will now find yourself in a wonderous, magical place, filled with talking gnomes, mythical squirrels, and, almost as an afterthought, your bookmarks -Shog9 teaching Mel Feik how to bookmark I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder

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                    peterchen
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                    David, if I didn't know better I would tell you you are a moron ;) BS is still the king of suckers. .S.Rod has a problem with himself, but who has not? He just lacks the decency to keep his mouth shut up about it.


                    skulls don't kiss  for an explanation - wait for the vacation photos!   [sighist]

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                    • P Paul Watson

                      Christian Graus wrote: S.Rod is a moron Can't believe we are agreeing on something :-D Some sad people I feel sorry for (not in a pitying way) and really hope they can better themselves. Mr. Rod. though has just amazed me by showing that some sad people you hope fall off a cliff. One word labels him: Ungrateful

                      Paul Watson
                      Bluegrass
                      Cape Town, South Africa

                      Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                      Paul Watson wrote: Can't believe we are agreeing on something Hey, we agree on lots of things. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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