messenger
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Nope, sorry. I understand all of the individual words. It's just the whole sentence that makes no real sense. Please, try to give us more information on what problem you are having.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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I'm sorry, I can't understand your question. N2 @ <= 77K & > 63K.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Nope, sorry. I understand all of the individual words. It's just the whole sentence that makes no real sense. Please, try to give us more information on what problem you are having.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Anyway you like.
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Anyway you like.
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I'm sorry, I can't understand your question. N2 @ <= 77K & > 63K.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Keith Barrow wrote:
N2 @ <= 77K & > 63K.
I'm sorry, I can't understand your question. :-D
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick
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om_metab wrote:
what appropriate way
By code would be my choice. Of course, you may choose to implement it by tickling shrimps, but I prefer the old fashioned way.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Despite the fact you asked the same question 4 weeks ago, and you obviously didn´t make your assignment, the answer is in your question: 1. You will have to maintain an DB Server (doesn´t matter if MSSQL, MySQL, MariaDB, whatever you want ...) 2. You will have to write the program code for your "messenger" client: 2.1. Logon to DB 2.2. Set state to "online" (you need more than one table in your DB .... think about it) 2.3. code the features you want in your messenger. if a problem with a single part occurs, you can ask again, and then, maybe, someone can help you. But I say to you positivly, NOBODY will do your assignment for you.
I cannot remember: What did I before google?
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om_metab wrote:
what appropriate way
By code would be my choice. Of course, you may choose to implement it by tickling shrimps, but I prefer the old fashioned way.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
tickling shrimps
:laugh:
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns
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Keith Barrow wrote:
N2 @ <= 77K & > 63K.
I'm sorry, I can't understand your question. :-D
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick
Abut you do know the correct answer, at least around here ;)
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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om_metab wrote:
what appropriate way
By code would be my choice. Of course, you may choose to implement it by tickling shrimps, but I prefer the old fashioned way.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
you may choose to implement it by tickling shrimps,
Now you made me look silly in the office again. I let out a verbal giggle reading this and now my coworkers are going to be giving me "the look" all day.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
you may choose to implement it by tickling shrimps,
Now you made me look silly in the office again. I let out a verbal giggle reading this and now my coworkers are going to be giving me "the look" all day.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Tell me that you didn't get a mental image there.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Tell me that you didn't get a mental image there.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
I'll tell you whatever you want to hear at this point.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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I'm sorry, I can't understand your question. N2 @ <= 77K & > 63K.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Keith Barrow wrote:
N2 @ <= 77K & > 63K.
Do you mean it should be liquid and cold? But 77K (-196 centigrades) is too cold for my taste...
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Keith Barrow wrote:
N2 @ <= 77K & > 63K.
Do you mean it should be liquid and cold? But 77K (-196 centigrades) is too cold for my taste...
5'd for getting there and not mentioning the exact phrase :-)
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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