Things to say when stressed at work :-)
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Got these in am email from a colleague. :-D 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you!!!" 2. "You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing?!" (priceless) 3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" 4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" 5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." 6. "Do I look like a f*cking people person!" 7. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting" 8. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left" 9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose" 10. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control" 11. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." 12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." 13. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" 14. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" 15. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" 16. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." 17. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." 18. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." 19. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." 20. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality" 21. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done." 22. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no." 23. "You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?" 24. "Earth is full. Go home." 25. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?" 26. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." 28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot." 29. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a f*ckin' airport." Regards, Brian Dela [:laugh:]
My personal favourite: Brian Delahunty wrote: 28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot." :laugh::laugh::laugh: btw. Die Another Day is fantastic! The story line could use a little work, but the effects, and typical Bond stuff is really great. :-D
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
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Got these in am email from a colleague. :-D 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you!!!" 2. "You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing?!" (priceless) 3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" 4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" 5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." 6. "Do I look like a f*cking people person!" 7. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting" 8. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left" 9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose" 10. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control" 11. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." 12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." 13. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" 14. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" 15. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" 16. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." 17. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." 18. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." 19. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." 20. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality" 21. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done." 22. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no." 23. "You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?" 24. "Earth is full. Go home." 25. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?" 26. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." 28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot." 29. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a f*ckin' airport." Regards, Brian Dela [:laugh:]
LOL, brilliant. :) Brian Delahunty wrote: 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you!!!" I am determined to use that one, so... fuck you Brian. :mad: Brian Delahunty wrote: 14. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" ...you're welcome to try though. :-O Brian Delahunty wrote: 19. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." :) Brian Delahunty wrote: 24. "Earth is full. Go home." Brilliant_n_! Brian Delahunty wrote: 29. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a f*ckin' airport." :-D
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My personal favourite: Brian Delahunty wrote: 28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot." :laugh::laugh::laugh: btw. Die Another Day is fantastic! The story line could use a little work, but the effects, and typical Bond stuff is really great. :-D
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
Megan Forbes wrote: Die Another Day is fantastic! The story line could use a little work, but the effects, and typical Bond stuff is really great. It's Bond! James Bond! Of course it's great. He's everything I want to be. :-D -- If I had the ability to smooth talk like John Simmons, this post would be less sarcastic and more to the point.
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Megan Forbes wrote: Die Another Day is fantastic! The story line could use a little work, but the effects, and typical Bond stuff is really great. It's Bond! James Bond! Of course it's great. He's everything I want to be. :-D -- If I had the ability to smooth talk like John Simmons, this post would be less sarcastic and more to the point.
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There are more positive things to being Bond than negative. :) -- If I had the ability to smooth talk like John Simmons, this post would be less sarcastic and more to the point.
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There are more positive things to being Bond than negative. :) -- If I had the ability to smooth talk like John Simmons, this post would be less sarcastic and more to the point.
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Got these in am email from a colleague. :-D 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you!!!" 2. "You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing?!" (priceless) 3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" 4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" 5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." 6. "Do I look like a f*cking people person!" 7. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting" 8. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left" 9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose" 10. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control" 11. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." 12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." 13. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" 14. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" 15. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" 16. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." 17. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." 18. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." 19. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." 20. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality" 21. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done." 22. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no." 23. "You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?" 24. "Earth is full. Go home." 25. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?" 26. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." 28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot." 29. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a f*ckin' airport." Regards, Brian Dela [:laugh:]
:laugh: Man, I need to commit these to memory. Regards, Alvaro
Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin (I actually prefer medium-well.)
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My personal favourite: Brian Delahunty wrote: 28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot." :laugh::laugh::laugh: btw. Die Another Day is fantastic! The story line could use a little work, but the effects, and typical Bond stuff is really great. :-D
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
Megan Forbes wrote: Die Another Day is fantastic! The story line could use a little work, but the effects, and typical Bond stuff is really great. Cool. I'll have to go see it soon. So busy at teh moment though :(( Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" I'm hoping this ones not a personal favorite of yours, Brian. ;P Brian Delahunty wrote: "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?" "If assholes could fly, this place would be a f*ckin' airport." :laugh::laugh: Nice weekend, intro, thanks. :-D BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson
brianwelsch wrote: I'm hoping this ones not a personal favorite of yours, Brian lol. It's not :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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:laugh: Man, I need to commit these to memory. Regards, Alvaro
Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin (I actually prefer medium-well.)
Alvaro Mendez wrote: Man, I need to commit these to memory. lol.. I'm trying that as we speak. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
