I vomitted
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I was to assist repair a computer. I went comfotable assuming it was a small issue. I found on the users machine destop full of files my attitude began changing. I asked the problem and told that the computer has to be restarted to work, I checked, on moving the mouse the computer hangs and nothing could be done then i restarted it, i realised that the computer was fully loaded with virus. I tried installing antivirus, no .exe could open then i vomitted
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
Remove your 5 fingers from your throat. The vomitting should cease. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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I was to assist repair a computer. I went comfotable assuming it was a small issue. I found on the users machine destop full of files my attitude began changing. I asked the problem and told that the computer has to be restarted to work, I checked, on moving the mouse the computer hangs and nothing could be done then i restarted it, i realised that the computer was fully loaded with virus. I tried installing antivirus, no .exe could open then i vomitted
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
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I was to assist repair a computer. I went comfotable assuming it was a small issue. I found on the users machine destop full of files my attitude began changing. I asked the problem and told that the computer has to be restarted to work, I checked, on moving the mouse the computer hangs and nothing could be done then i restarted it, i realised that the computer was fully loaded with virus. I tried installing antivirus, no .exe could open then i vomitted
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
Perhaps this can help you[^] solve this "little problem" of yours! :~
It's an OO world.
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I was to assist repair a computer. I went comfotable assuming it was a small issue. I found on the users machine destop full of files my attitude began changing. I asked the problem and told that the computer has to be restarted to work, I checked, on moving the mouse the computer hangs and nothing could be done then i restarted it, i realised that the computer was fully loaded with virus. I tried installing antivirus, no .exe could open then i vomitted
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
So, you went to repair a computer and you found a problem with it? My god, man, you must report this to every law enforcement agency that will listen!
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S<T>::f(U) // Out of line.
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I was to assist repair a computer. I went comfotable assuming it was a small issue. I found on the users machine destop full of files my attitude began changing. I asked the problem and told that the computer has to be restarted to work, I checked, on moving the mouse the computer hangs and nothing could be done then i restarted it, i realised that the computer was fully loaded with virus. I tried installing antivirus, no .exe could open then i vomitted
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
Isn't it great how wonderful you feel after you puke?
Don't push the rush.
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Isn't it great how wonderful you feel after you puke?
Don't push the rush.
the relief that its over, the relief of the pressure inside and the knowledge that you now have room for another bacon burger...oh yeah :laugh:
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
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the relief that its over, the relief of the pressure inside and the knowledge that you now have room for another bacon burger...oh yeah :laugh:
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
gavindon wrote:
room for another bacon burger
Over the weekend, I had a burger covered with chopped pork, topped with bacon. It was pig-tastic. There is always room for another bacon burger.
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S<T>::f(U) // Out of line.
](http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/8yk3t00s(v=vs.71).aspx)
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gavindon wrote:
room for another bacon burger
Over the weekend, I had a burger covered with chopped pork, topped with bacon. It was pig-tastic. There is always room for another bacon burger.
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S<T>::f(U) // Out of line.
](http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/8yk3t00s(v=vs.71).aspx)
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no bbq sauce on it? for shame
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
Actually, there was BBQ sauce, as well as a bun and a leaf of lettuce, but I didn't mention that because it seemed like a given. :)
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S<T>::f(U) // Out of line.
](http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/8yk3t00s(v=vs.71).aspx)
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Actually, there was BBQ sauce, as well as a bun and a leaf of lettuce, but I didn't mention that because it seemed like a given. :)
[
S<T>::f(U) // Out of line.
](http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/8yk3t00s(v=vs.71).aspx)
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gavindon wrote:
room for another bacon burger
Over the weekend, I had a burger covered with chopped pork, topped with bacon. It was pig-tastic. There is always room for another bacon burger.
[
S<T>::f(U) // Out of line.
](http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/8yk3t00s(v=vs.71).aspx)
My wife has a secret recipe for Hawaiian Pineapple Burgers. The patty has a round slice of pineapple placed on top of it and partially squeezed into the patty. It is then wrapped completely around in an X pattern with two slices of bacon. The patties are then placed in a 'special' marinade for about 12 to 14 hours. And then you cook them. You can then garnish the burger with anything you like, 'cause as you know, anything goes with bacon. These burgers are the moistest I've ever eaten. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
