My Favorite JOTD
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David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
David Wulff Born and Bred. P.S. Was: I never thought I'd see this day, but, ... I don't get it. :confused: :((
Pathetic Mr. Wulff, pathetic. ;P Mike Mullikin :beer:
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Reply to this message if you love me. :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
David Wulff Born and Bred. P.S. Was: I never thought I'd see this day, but, ... I don't get it. :confused: :((
Sad. A bored friday wednesday evening?
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Shog9 Life seems pretty easy when it's from my easy chair And you're burnin up inside and no one cares...
[P.S.] Was: wow David, i would have thought that joke was fairly obvious! or something to that effect... ;)
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David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
David Wulff Born and Bred. P.S. Was: I never thought I'd see this day, but, ... I don't get it. :confused: :((
that is amazing Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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Sad. A bored friday wednesday evening?
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Shog9 Life seems pretty easy when it's from my easy chair And you're burnin up inside and no one cares...
[P.S.] Was: wow David, i would have thought that joke was fairly obvious! or something to that effect... ;)
Hey no fair - you edited your post! :mad:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
David Wulff Born and Bred.
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Hey no fair - you edited your post! :mad:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
David Wulff Born and Bred.
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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found what he was looking for and a huge one at that. Taking careful aim he fired his high powered rifle and only injured and enraged the bear. (he sneezed). The bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He was pretty fast but the angry bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go get another!
Regards,Rohit Sinha
:laugh: Rohit Sinha wrote: (he sneezed). Cool joke, but why the sneeze? :)
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
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:laugh: Rohit Sinha wrote: (he sneezed). Cool joke, but why the sneeze? :)
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
Megan Forbes wrote: Cool joke, but why the sneeze? I think because that is why the high powered bullet only injure the bear and did not kill it. i.e. As he fired he sneezed moving his aim a bit and giving the bear an ear piercing instead of a head piercing. Oh, and bless you.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
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Megan Forbes wrote: Cool joke, but why the sneeze? I think because that is why the high powered bullet only injure the bear and did not kill it. i.e. As he fired he sneezed moving his aim a bit and giving the bear an ear piercing instead of a head piercing. Oh, and bless you.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
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Ahhh, now i GET it. I was confused about the sneeze before!!;P Notorious SMC
Vb is as VB does
Glad I wasn't the only one :-O
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"
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Megan Forbes wrote: Cool joke, but why the sneeze? I think because that is why the high powered bullet only injure the bear and did not kill it. i.e. As he fired he sneezed moving his aim a bit and giving the bear an ear piercing instead of a head piercing. Oh, and bless you.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
No! The sneeze was so that the bear could locate the hunter and chase him to the cabin. Otherwise how did the bear know where he was? Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!