Little Johnny
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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!" :-D
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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!" :-D
ballyduff wrote: rot your teeth My grandpa never ate chocolate. Ok of course he tried it a few times but on average he could be considered as someone who never ate chocolate. His teeth still rotted and fell out eventually. Live fast, die young.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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ballyduff wrote: rot your teeth My grandpa never ate chocolate. Ok of course he tried it a few times but on average he could be considered as someone who never ate chocolate. His teeth still rotted and fell out eventually. Live fast, die young.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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Paul Watson wrote: Live fast, die young. ... leave a good-looking corpse.
If I could find a souvenir / just to prove the world was here [sighist]
peterchen wrote: ... leave a good-looking corpse. I don't believe in open coffin burials, prefer cremation :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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peterchen wrote: ... leave a good-looking corpse. I don't believe in open coffin burials, prefer cremation :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
Paul Watson wrote: prefer cremation What a selfish attitude, it's fully unfair for worms ! What about the ecological cycles ? :-D
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Paul Watson wrote: prefer cremation What a selfish attitude, it's fully unfair for worms ! What about the ecological cycles ? :-D
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
KaЯl wrote: What a selfish attitude, it's fully unfair for worms ! What about the ecological cycles ? So I should rather enclose myself in a coffin with all sorts of toxic chemical treatments applied to the wood and also take up valuable space which means the city has to expand which can overrun more animal habitat... rather that than burn my arse and scatter my ashes on the sea? ;) This reminds me of the scene from Les Miserables where all the revolutionaries bodies are draped around the set and are being pick pocketed*. * Can one say that a dead body can be pick pocketed?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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KaЯl wrote: What a selfish attitude, it's fully unfair for worms ! What about the ecological cycles ? So I should rather enclose myself in a coffin with all sorts of toxic chemical treatments applied to the wood and also take up valuable space which means the city has to expand which can overrun more animal habitat... rather that than burn my arse and scatter my ashes on the sea? ;) This reminds me of the scene from Les Miserables where all the revolutionaries bodies are draped around the set and are being pick pocketed*. * Can one say that a dead body can be pick pocketed?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
You may do it the Tibetan way, asking than your corpse is cut in pieces and thrown to vultures :-D
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
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You may do it the Tibetan way, asking than your corpse is cut in pieces and thrown to vultures :-D
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
KaЯl wrote: You may do it the Tibetan way, asking than your corpse is cut in pieces and thrown to vultures Is that for real? If so then where the hell do I sign up to become a Tibetan? :-D Though I like the way Norse kings were buried; Placed on a boat amongst kindling, set alight and then sent out into the ocean. (Even if it is just a myth, I still reckon that is an amazing way to be buried.)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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KaЯl wrote: You may do it the Tibetan way, asking than your corpse is cut in pieces and thrown to vultures Is that for real? If so then where the hell do I sign up to become a Tibetan? :-D Though I like the way Norse kings were buried; Placed on a boat amongst kindling, set alight and then sent out into the ocean. (Even if it is just a myth, I still reckon that is an amazing way to be buried.)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
Paul Watson wrote: Is that for real? I've seen this scene in Scorcese's movie "Kundun"[^] I know it's not a very reliable source, but I think it's plausible :) Paul Watson wrote: I sign up to become a Tibetan Tibet being currently occupied, ask to the People's Republic of China :~ Good luck ! X|
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
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Paul Watson wrote: Is that for real? I've seen this scene in Scorcese's movie "Kundun"[^] I know it's not a very reliable source, but I think it's plausible :) Paul Watson wrote: I sign up to become a Tibetan Tibet being currently occupied, ask to the People's Republic of China :~ Good luck ! X|
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
KaЯl wrote: I've seen this scene in Scorcese's movie "Kundun"[^] Scorcese did that movie? Crumbs. I thought it was a good movie, but not Scorcese good. KaЯl wrote: Tibet being currently occupied, ask to the People's Republic of China A thousand apologies to all who took unintended offence. I meant none towards Tibet.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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KaЯl wrote: What a selfish attitude, it's fully unfair for worms ! What about the ecological cycles ? So I should rather enclose myself in a coffin with all sorts of toxic chemical treatments applied to the wood and also take up valuable space which means the city has to expand which can overrun more animal habitat... rather that than burn my arse and scatter my ashes on the sea? ;) This reminds me of the scene from Les Miserables where all the revolutionaries bodies are draped around the set and are being pick pocketed*. * Can one say that a dead body can be pick pocketed?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
Paul Watson wrote: Can one say that a dead body can be pick pocketed? Looted. :| J
May the bear never have cause to eat you.
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KaЯl wrote: I've seen this scene in Scorcese's movie "Kundun"[^] Scorcese did that movie? Crumbs. I thought it was a good movie, but not Scorcese good. KaЯl wrote: Tibet being currently occupied, ask to the People's Republic of China A thousand apologies to all who took unintended offence. I meant none towards Tibet.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
Paul Watson wrote: A thousand apologies to all who took unintended offence. I meant none towards Tibet. :confused: | :wtf: | :~
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans