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  • P Paul Watson

    benjymous wrote: "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian". May Cod help you for that joke benjymous.

    Paul Watson
    Bluegrass
    Cape Town, South Africa

    Christopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)

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    benjymous
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    I had a feeling I'd be herring something like that -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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      I had a feeling I'd be herring something like that -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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      Roger Allen
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      I can't plaice it, but I've heard that one somewhere before. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!

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        I can't plaice it, but I've heard that one somewhere before. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!

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        Megan Forbes
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        After all this sillyness you would think the males on this site would learn to clam up


        I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein

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          I can't plaice it, but I've heard that one somewhere before. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!

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          benjymous
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          Let me know if you remember - Eel deserve my thanks, whoever he was -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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            After all this sillyness you would think the males on this site would learn to clam up


            I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein

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            brianwelsch
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            Water you thinking? BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

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              After all this sillyness you would think the males on this site would learn to clam up


              I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein

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              I trout that'll ever happen -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                Let me know if you remember - Eel deserve my thanks, whoever he was -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                brianwelsch
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                benjymous wrote: Eel deserve my thanks, whoever he was You can show your thanks with a nice bouquet of flounders. BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

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                  benjymous wrote: Eel deserve my thanks, whoever he was You can show your thanks with a nice bouquet of flounders. BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

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                  benjymous
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                  I would do if I had a few squid to spare :( -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                    I trout that'll ever happen -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                    Roger Allen
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                    You have to gudgeon them to death before they shut up. But I may be floundering with that one. :rolleyes: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!

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                      I would do if I had a few squid to spare :( -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                      You minnows are doing really poorly! Thats the trouble when your small fry. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!

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                        I would do if I had a few squid to spare :( -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                        brianwelsch
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                        Whale, I think I've got a fin, I could help you out. BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

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                          I can't plaice it, but I've heard that one somewhere before. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!

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                          brianwelsch
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                          Roger Allen wrote: but I've heard that one somewhere before I'm shore you have. BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

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                            You have to gudgeon them to death before they shut up. But I may be floundering with that one. :rolleyes: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!

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                            Megan Forbes
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                            The lengths to which you guys will go on this really tips the scales of belief.. :)


                            I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein

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                              Whale, I think I've got a fin, I could help you out. BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

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                              benjymous
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                              I'm sure there are people more worthy of your help than me - I wouldn't want to be shellfish -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                                The lengths to which you guys will go on this really tips the scales of belief.. :)


                                I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein

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                                benjymous
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                                Well, we've haddock a lot of practice -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                                  I'm sure there are people more worthy of your help than me - I wouldn't want to be shellfish -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                                  brianwelsch
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                                  Mollusks, mate! Don't think on it. BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

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                                    The lengths to which you guys will go on this really tips the scales of belief.. :)


                                    I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein

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                                    Roger Wright
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                                    They just do it for the halibut... "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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                                      Mollusks, mate! Don't think on it. BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

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                                      Roger Allen
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                                      Hey, he's only (L)sharking about! Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!

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