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    Nagy Vilmos
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    This is terrible. I'm Going to get on a plane soon and if it's not sorted when I land I'll send in you kilo of tofu!


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      This is terrible. I'm Going to get on a plane soon and if it's not sorted when I land I'll send in you kilo of tofu!


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Steve Mayfield
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      and he said "we wouldn't notice a thing" :~

      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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        This is terrible. I'm Going to get on a plane soon and if it's not sorted when I land I'll send in you kilo of tofu!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        AspDotNetDev
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        I think Chris is trying to get us to write articles. Or maybe get back to our "real" jobs. :mad:

        Martin Fowler wrote:

        Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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          This is terrible. I'm Going to get on a plane soon and if it's not sorted when I land I'll send in you kilo of tofu!


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Single Step Debugger
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          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          I'll send in you kilo of tofu!

          A little too cruel today, ain’t we?

          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            I'll send in you kilo of tofu!

            A little too cruel today, ain’t we?

            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Dan Neely
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            Deyan Georgiev wrote:

            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            I'll send in you kilo of tofu!

            A little too cruel today, ain’t we?

            No more so than Java itself.

            Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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              This is terrible. I'm Going to get on a plane soon and if it's not sorted when I land I'll send in you kilo of tofu!


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Rage
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              Yes, please sort it out, I have an urgent java question, and I am not allowed to post it in the Java Lounge :rolleyes:. I am wondering how much we contribute to the chaos by continuing posting in this Java Lounge bizarre forum.

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                I think Chris is trying to get us to write articles. Or maybe get back to our "real" jobs. :mad:

                Martin Fowler wrote:

                Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                Single Step Debugger
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                AspDotNetDev wrote:

                Or maybe get back to our "real" jobs.

                You have to be kidding, it’s Friday afternoon after all! There is a superstition from where I come which is saying that if you work in Friday this could kill your boss. And I really like my boss…

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  I think Chris is trying to get us to write articles. Or maybe get back to our "real" jobs. :mad:

                  Martin Fowler wrote:

                  Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                  Albert Holguin
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                  AspDotNetDev wrote:

                  Or maybe get back to our "real" jobs.

                  :~

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                    Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    I'll send in you kilo of tofu!

                    A little too cruel today, ain’t we?

                    No more so than Java itself.

                    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                    Single Step Debugger
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                    I just saw the Chris’ post on the top…NAGY SEND HIM THE TOFU!!! SEND HIM THE FRICKIN’ TOFU!

                    There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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