Never mind "I tripped over the living room carpet and found the upholstery tool up my fundament"
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Herro. I seem to have an eer up my todgel.[^] I know there are those little bastards in the Southern US of A and South America that will swim up a stream of urine etc. but they ain't 6" long FFS. Aaarrrgghhhhhh! And that ain't for talk like a pirate day.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Herro. I seem to have an eer up my todgel.[^] I know there are those little bastards in the Southern US of A and South America that will swim up a stream of urine etc. but they ain't 6" long FFS. Aaarrrgghhhhhh! And that ain't for talk like a pirate day.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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That must have been a real pisser...
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]