Objections to Christianity part deux
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ChrisElston wrote:
Personally I find those who are preachy anti-religion just as irritating as those who are preachy for one.
Take a virtual 5! They are indeed. Richard Dawkins is a case in point. Personally I describe myself as a Metaagnostic: A Christian / Muslim / insert-your-own-religion is a fanatic who believes god exists. An Atheist is a fanatic who doesn't believe god exists. An Agnostic is a fanatic who doesn't know if god exists. A Metaagnostic doesn't care if god exists, just wishes the rest of them would sod off and leave him alone...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
A Metaagnostic doesn't care if god exists, just wishes the rest of them would sod off and leave him alone
What do you call someone, like what I are, who believes, for a given value of 'believe', that there is a God but isn't too bothered what anyone chooses to believe? Can I be a demi-Christian?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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ChrisElston wrote:
Personally I find those who are preachy anti-religion just as irritating as those who are preachy for one.
This is why I usually don't discuss the big three (religion, politics, money) in the workplace or in my private life much. I don't think any less of a person, as a person, if they want to believe in God or the trees in the forest.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)I'm with you on this one. Believe(or disbelieve) what you will, just don't try to shove it down my throat and I will return that favor.
Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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ChrisElston wrote:
Personally I find those who are preachy anti-religion just as irritating as those who are preachy for one.
Yeah, I normally keep my thoughts to myself in that department (Hell, my best friend is a church-going Catholic), unless someone shoves their view in my face (Such as the thread below)... Once someone else throws the first verbal punch, I consider them a valid target :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
unless someone shoves their view in my face (Such as the thread below)
Which thread are you speaking of?
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
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It was a general statement obviously. I cannot understand what makes intelligent people believe just for the sake of belief, but as you say plenty do. My old boss was 'religious (Christian)' but was comfortable with people who were not, and didn't want to get into pointless arguments about it or try to justify it. Another senior developer here is also a prominent member of a church, even preaches there from time to time, and he is the same although the religiousness is slightly more obvious in him if that makes sense. I have nothing at all against either of these people, or indeed against anyone who believes in whatever they want to until they try to covert. Both of them were raised in this church, another friend became Christian well into his 20s. Can't remember how he discovered God now, but he did a lot of study into religious teachings and text, and considers himself a Christian outside of religion. He is also a deeply irritating person at times, although also shuns discussion unless someone draws him into it, which I guess is fair enough. We also have a Muslim lad working here who is heavily involved in his mosque and very religious, but again it is not something that is 'in the room' as it were, certainly none here have adapted their ways since he joined. Personally I find those who are preachy anti-religion just as irritating as those who are preachy for one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
Personally I find those who are preachy anti-religion just as irritating as those who are preachy for one.
I think it's important, because fundamentalist religious people are determined to drag modern society back into the Dark Ages. Personally, I wish it didn't have to happen, but I think gagging yourself and others under the guise of 'tolerance' is wrong. The Islamic world used to be one of the most enlightened, and was responsible for carrying Greek philosophy and learning. It is easy to find exquisite Muslim mathematicians and astronomers and so on---although you haven't a chance in hell of remembering their names---and they all lived in a golden era for Islam. Look at it now, though. Dominated by fundamentalism and centuries behind the first world. That's actually the greatest threat posed by Islam to the West, stripping it of Enlightenment and knowledge, and it is the same threat posed by fundamentalist Christians.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
A Metaagnostic doesn't care if god exists, just wishes the rest of them would sod off and leave him alone
What do you call someone, like what I are, who believes, for a given value of 'believe', that there is a God but isn't too bothered what anyone chooses to believe? Can I be a demi-Christian?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Can I be a demi-Christian?
You can be a demi-hemi-semi-Christian if you want, just so long as you don't bang on my door to tell me all about it!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Can I be a demi-Christian?
You can be a demi-hemi-semi-Christian if you want, just so long as you don't bang on my door to tell me all about it!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
I think I'd quite like to be a C of E vicar if it wasn't for the believing in God thing. I quite like churches as buildings, you get a nice house, some clothes to dress up in, you don't have to go out and bug other people, and less and less people come round to bother you. When they do all they really want is a cup of tea, a few biscuits and a bit of a chat. Have a play around with the bells if you fancy it, no expectation to bugger choir boys. I think it could be quite a nice, restful procession.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I think I'd quite like to be a C of E vicar if it wasn't for the believing in God thing. I quite like churches as buildings, you get a nice house, some clothes to dress up in, you don't have to go out and bug other people, and less and less people come round to bother you. When they do all they really want is a cup of tea, a few biscuits and a bit of a chat. Have a play around with the bells if you fancy it, no expectation to bugger choir boys. I think it could be quite a nice, restful procession.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
My elder brother was a vicar - it used to wind him up no end when I referred to Sunday as his one working day. :-D
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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My elder brother was a vicar - it used to wind him up no end when I referred to Sunday as his one working day. :-D
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
For some reason my brother's best friends at school were sons of ministers, one C of E, the other Methodist. Both men were incredibly hard drinking, smoking and into football. And very good at swearing too. Just searched google for vicar. second hit "A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom"
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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For some reason my brother's best friends at school were sons of ministers, one C of E, the other Methodist. Both men were incredibly hard drinking, smoking and into football. And very good at swearing too. Just searched google for vicar. second hit "A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom"
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
"I was digging my allotment when a flock of Satanist ravens pecked off my clothes. While I was covering my modesty with my spade a Catholic Poodle barged into my legs and I fell heavily onto the newly turned earth. That was when the potato got stuck". Yes, right, we've heard it all before... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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"I was digging my allotment when a flock of Satanist ravens pecked off my clothes. While I was covering my modesty with my spade a Catholic Poodle barged into my legs and I fell heavily onto the newly turned earth. That was when the potato got stuck". Yes, right, we've heard it all before... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
The real story is even more unbelievable; "The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap" Because if you are going to be standing in your window, reaching up and trying to do DIY, that is the best time to be naked.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
unless someone shoves their view in my face (Such as the thread below)
Which thread are you speaking of?
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4046324/Re-Objections-to-Christianity.aspx[^]
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
If God exists, then how come he can let bad things happen? If he does exist, and lets bad things happen, then is he a god, or a twat?
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Ever see a painting of Adam and Eve? How come they got belly buttons??? :wtf:
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Ever see a painting of Adam and Eve? How come they got belly buttons??? :wtf:
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
There are times when I really miss the voting buttons here in the back room. Have a virtual five.
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Ever see a painting of Adam and Eve? How come they got belly buttons??? :wtf:
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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It's somewhere to keep the salt when eating pickles.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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ChrisElston wrote:
It's somewhere to keep the salt when eating
... celery, in bed. [Edited to remove didactic tone - hopefully.]
Be dogmatic, not thoughtful. It's easier, and you get bumper stickers.- Anon.
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If God exists, then how come he can let bad things happen? If he does exist, and lets bad things happen, then is he a god, or a twat?
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Ever see a painting of Adam and Eve? How come they got belly buttons??? :wtf:
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Err...would seem pretty obvious to me... Because paintings are painted by people. And they used models, probably much of the time directly, but at times conceptually. And of course all those models had belly buttons. But perhaps you are suggesting that they were originally created without belly buttons? Or that they were? And somehow you are suggesting that God didn't have enough power to create them one way or the other?
