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Your mama is so fat

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    ...surfers give her a slap and ride in on the waves.

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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    Slacker007
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    +5

    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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      when she sits around the house, she sits arrrroooouuuund the house.

      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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      Single Step Debugger
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      Your mama is so fat, that if you were gonna fuck her you’d have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        when she sits around the house, she sits arrrroooouuuund the house.

        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        RichardGrimmer
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        Yo momma be so fat even Cillit wouldn't bang her

        C# has already designed away most of the tedium of C++.

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          when she sits around the house, she sits arrrroooouuuund the house.

          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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          RichardGrimmer
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          Yo momma be so fat, when she cuts herself, she bleeds GRAVY

          C# has already designed away most of the tedium of C++.

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            Yo momma be so fat, when she cuts herself, she bleeds GRAVY

            C# has already designed away most of the tedium of C++.

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            Slacker007
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            :thumbsup:

            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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              when she sits around the house, she sits arrrroooouuuund the house.

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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              BRShroyer
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              Your momma is so fat, it takes her two trips to haul a$$.

              Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.

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                when she sits around the house, she sits arrrroooouuuund the house.

                Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                gavindon
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                she has two watches, one for each time zone she is in.

                Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                  when she sits around the house, she sits arrrroooouuuund the house.

                  Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                  FrankKessler
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                  ...families live off the crumbs that are in the folds of her skin.

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                    Your mama is so fat, that if you were gonna fuck her you’d have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

                    There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    Paul Conrad
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                    That's just nasty, dude :laugh:

                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                    • S Slacker007

                      when she sits around the house, she sits arrrroooouuuund the house.

                      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                      GenJerDan
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                      When she takes her girdle off, her knees disappear.

                      Just like that old Carly Simon song... "You're so funny, You probably think this joke is about you" My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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