I didn't do it. He did it.
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How do you convince the person coming into the restroom, that you were not responsible for the stinky but rather it was the guy before you that cut the cheese of death. I had someone give me the strangest look today regarding this. They always tell you to never admit guilt; always blame it on the other guy.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)It also happened to me a couple of times – to get this strange look from someone. This is weird because it was clear that I’m not the one responsible for the sticky bomb, as I was quietly jerking off in the corner of the lavatory.
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It also happened to me a couple of times – to get this strange look from someone. This is weird because it was clear that I’m not the one responsible for the sticky bomb, as I was quietly jerking off in the corner of the lavatory.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote:
s I was quietly jerking off in the corner of the lavatory.
not "exactly" the feedback I was looking for but thanks for sharing... :wtf: :wtf:
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
How do you convince the person coming into the restroom, that you were not responsible for the stinky but rather it was the guy before you that cut the cheese of death. I had someone give me the strangest look today regarding this. They always tell you to never admit guilt; always blame it on the other guy.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Deyan Georgiev wrote:
s I was quietly jerking off in the corner of the lavatory.
not "exactly" the feedback I was looking for but thanks for sharing... :wtf: :wtf:
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Now see! THAT look…again!! What’s wrong with the people?!
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Don't enter the restroom in the first place. Problem solved. Or try not to look so pleased with your performance.
harold aptroot wrote:
Don't enter the restroom in the first place.
Problem solved.Tried that too, but got fired because of the smell coming from my cubicle and most specifically from the bin.
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How do you convince the person coming into the restroom, that you were not responsible for the stinky but rather it was the guy before you that cut the cheese of death. I had someone give me the strangest look today regarding this. They always tell you to never admit guilt; always blame it on the other guy.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
It also happened to me a couple of times – to get this strange look from someone. This is weird because it was clear that I’m not the one responsible for the sticky bomb, as I was quietly jerking off in the corner of the lavatory.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote:
quietly jerking off in the corner of the lavatory
:omg:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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harold aptroot wrote:
Don't enter the restroom in the first place.
Problem solved.Tried that too, but got fired because of the smell coming from my cubicle and most specifically from the bin.
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Why not swap the bin with a neighboring cubicle bin?
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Just say, "You'll get used to it, it isn't as bad as it was when I came in!"
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:laugh: That is a good response.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Deyan Georgiev wrote:
quietly jerking off in the corner of the lavatory
:omg:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
What?
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How do you convince the person coming into the restroom, that you were not responsible for the stinky but rather it was the guy before you that cut the cheese of death. I had someone give me the strangest look today regarding this. They always tell you to never admit guilt; always blame it on the other guy.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Rarely does one gag on their own filth. And if one does they should be proud of that moment. Either way, by making good facial expressions X| it becomes apparent to the newly initiated that it was not your doing... And if it was yours and you want to be proud of the moment you simply state as leaving "What the Fvq did I eat?"
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.