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    Ok, enough gloomy observations on the declining freedom of US residents for one day. If you were wondering where we were heading, take note of the handbasket we're riding in and move on. ;) Time for some Fun®! Mr Maunder is lollygagging around down in the Sunny Land of Oz, while poor Bob freezes his chin***** off at the top of the page. He has a nice warm hat, but no beard! :omg: So here's my challenge: put a beard on Bob. The rules are simple: cause a beard to appear on Bob's chin, as he stands guard over The CodeProject. Use whatever method feels best to you in accomplishing this goal. Be sure to do it in such a way that others (i.e. me) can be convinced that you have actually done so, and aren't just Telling Evil Fibs. Be Creative, Be Safe, Be Legal (as far as you are able). But, oh great Shog, why should i do this? i hear you asking in that whiny, apathetic voice of yours. To win A Fabulous Prize, of course! How Fabulous, you ask? *Very* Fabulous. So Fabulous that, next to this prize, The Beatles would be known simply as "those dirty hippies". Pretty fuckin' Fab, eh? You know you want it. *I* know you want it. All your friends want it. You don't want to be Strange and Different, do you? (say 'no') So what are you sitting there for? Get to it! *****note the lack of chin? what'd i tell ya...

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      Ok, enough gloomy observations on the declining freedom of US residents for one day. If you were wondering where we were heading, take note of the handbasket we're riding in and move on. ;) Time for some Fun®! Mr Maunder is lollygagging around down in the Sunny Land of Oz, while poor Bob freezes his chin***** off at the top of the page. He has a nice warm hat, but no beard! :omg: So here's my challenge: put a beard on Bob. The rules are simple: cause a beard to appear on Bob's chin, as he stands guard over The CodeProject. Use whatever method feels best to you in accomplishing this goal. Be sure to do it in such a way that others (i.e. me) can be convinced that you have actually done so, and aren't just Telling Evil Fibs. Be Creative, Be Safe, Be Legal (as far as you are able). But, oh great Shog, why should i do this? i hear you asking in that whiny, apathetic voice of yours. To win A Fabulous Prize, of course! How Fabulous, you ask? *Very* Fabulous. So Fabulous that, next to this prize, The Beatles would be known simply as "those dirty hippies". Pretty fuckin' Fab, eh? You know you want it. *I* know you want it. All your friends want it. You don't want to be Strange and Different, do you? (say 'no') So what are you sitting there for? Get to it! *****note the lack of chin? what'd i tell ya...

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      Shog9 Atheists are boring. They only talk about god. - peterchen, “Atheists are idiots”

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      now I know what you meant... I mean you have this empty multi line editg box and the submit button below it... and you gotta type in something... and post it ... now I get it alright, yep I do... Nish


      Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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        now I know what you meant... I mean you have this empty multi line editg box and the submit button below it... and you gotta type in something... and post it ... now I get it alright, yep I do... Nish


        Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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        Nish, you seem to be taking my post at somewhat less than face value. :( I assure you, both the challenge and my offer of a Fabulous Prize are both made in 100% sincerity on my part. Look at poor Bob - doesn't he look cold? Wouldn't *you* want a beard if you were stuck in some frigid place like Canada? Well, here's a chance to both benefit our beloved mascot *and* have some Good New-fashioned Fun! So start bearding already!!! :-D

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          Nish, you seem to be taking my post at somewhat less than face value. :( I assure you, both the challenge and my offer of a Fabulous Prize are both made in 100% sincerity on my part. Look at poor Bob - doesn't he look cold? Wouldn't *you* want a beard if you were stuck in some frigid place like Canada? Well, here's a chance to both benefit our beloved mascot *and* have some Good New-fashioned Fun! So start bearding already!!! :-D

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          Shog9 Atheists are boring. They only talk about god. - peterchen, “Atheists are idiots”

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          Oh sorry Shog. Anyway I didnt know a beard helped keep the cold away. I wonder whether I should try growing one now :-) Nish


          Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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            Oh sorry Shog. Anyway I didnt know a beard helped keep the cold away. I wonder whether I should try growing one now :-) Nish


            Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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            Nishant S wrote: I wonder whether I should try growing one now Possibly...

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              Nishant S wrote: I wonder whether I should try growing one now Possibly...

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              Now, who wouldn't lock up a guy who looked like that on suspicion of being a terrorist? :laugh:


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                Nishant S wrote: I wonder whether I should try growing one now Possibly...

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                Cool. I could play Jesus Christ I guess looking that handsome and peaceful and serene and spiritual :-) If I was a girl I'd want to marry myself :-) Nish


                Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                  Now, who wouldn't lock up a guy who looked like that on suspicion of being a terrorist? :laugh:


                  he he he. I like it in the kitchen! - Marc Clifton (on taking the heat when being flamed) Awasu v0.4a[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

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                  Taka Muraoka wrote: Now, who wouldn't lock up a guy who looked like that on suspicion of being a terrorist? Boooooooooooooooooo! Nish :-)


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                    Taka Muraoka wrote: Now, who wouldn't lock up a guy who looked like that on suspicion of being a terrorist? Boooooooooooooooooo! Nish :-)


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                    Aw, come on... You don't think? Not just a little bit?


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                      Aw, come on... You don't think? Not just a little bit?


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                      Uhm, ok. All men with beards are treated as likely terrorists. I hate to think of what might happen if Jesus or Mohammed or Moses were to come here now :-) They'd be put in jail instantly I bet Nish :-)


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                        Uhm, ok. All men with beards are treated as likely terrorists. I hate to think of what might happen if Jesus or Mohammed or Moses were to come here now :-) They'd be put in jail instantly I bet Nish :-)


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                        Nishant S wrote: I hate to think of what might happen if Jesus or Mohammed or Moses were to come here now If Jesus, Mohammed or Moses were to show up today, I think terrorists would be the least of our problems! :laugh::rolleyes: I'm just jealous. Being of Japanese descent, no way could I grow a beard. Other than one of those ugly, scraggly things. Of course, I have argued in the past that this is a sign of being more highly evolved but that's another story... :-)


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                          Nishant S wrote: I hate to think of what might happen if Jesus or Mohammed or Moses were to come here now If Jesus, Mohammed or Moses were to show up today, I think terrorists would be the least of our problems! :laugh::rolleyes: I'm just jealous. Being of Japanese descent, no way could I grow a beard. Other than one of those ugly, scraggly things. Of course, I have argued in the past that this is a sign of being more highly evolved but that's another story... :-)


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                          Taka Muraoka wrote: Being of Japanese descent, no way could I grow a beard Uhm, dont worry. I dont think I'd ever be able to grow much more than a stub :-) Nish


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                            Cool. I could play Jesus Christ I guess looking that handsome and peaceful and serene and spiritual :-) If I was a girl I'd want to marry myself :-) Nish


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                            Nishant S wrote: If I was a girl I'd want to marry myself Hmm, so does that make you a lesbian...?

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                              Cool. I could play Jesus Christ I guess looking that handsome and peaceful and serene and spiritual :-) If I was a girl I'd want to marry myself :-) Nish


                              Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                              Actually I thought you could play a heroin dealer, but what do I know ? :P Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
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                                Nishant S wrote: I wonder whether I should try growing one now Possibly...

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                                Shog9 Atheists are boring. They only talk about god. - peterchen, “Atheists are idiots”

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                                Yikes! He looks like another of those damned furriner terrorists! "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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                                  Ok, enough gloomy observations on the declining freedom of US residents for one day. If you were wondering where we were heading, take note of the handbasket we're riding in and move on. ;) Time for some Fun®! Mr Maunder is lollygagging around down in the Sunny Land of Oz, while poor Bob freezes his chin***** off at the top of the page. He has a nice warm hat, but no beard! :omg: So here's my challenge: put a beard on Bob. The rules are simple: cause a beard to appear on Bob's chin, as he stands guard over The CodeProject. Use whatever method feels best to you in accomplishing this goal. Be sure to do it in such a way that others (i.e. me) can be convinced that you have actually done so, and aren't just Telling Evil Fibs. Be Creative, Be Safe, Be Legal (as far as you are able). But, oh great Shog, why should i do this? i hear you asking in that whiny, apathetic voice of yours. To win A Fabulous Prize, of course! How Fabulous, you ask? *Very* Fabulous. So Fabulous that, next to this prize, The Beatles would be known simply as "those dirty hippies". Pretty fuckin' Fab, eh? You know you want it. *I* know you want it. All your friends want it. You don't want to be Strange and Different, do you? (say 'no') So what are you sitting there for? Get to it! *****note the lack of chin? what'd i tell ya...

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                                  Shog9 Atheists are boring. They only talk about god. - peterchen, “Atheists are idiots”

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                                  Here are my entries: Santa Bob 1[^] Santa Bob 2[^]

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                                  start page ; articles henderson is coming henderson is an opponent's worst nightmare * googlism *

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                                    Here are my entries: Santa Bob 1[^] Santa Bob 2[^]

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                                    start page ; articles henderson is coming henderson is an opponent's worst nightmare * googlism *

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                                    Nice !! Regardz Colin J Davies

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                                    You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                                      Cool. I could play Jesus Christ I guess looking that handsome and peaceful and serene and spiritual :-) If I was a girl I'd want to marry myself :-) Nish


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                                      Nishant S wrote: If I was a girl I'd want to marry myself Very interesting ........................ Kannan

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                                        Ok, enough gloomy observations on the declining freedom of US residents for one day. If you were wondering where we were heading, take note of the handbasket we're riding in and move on. ;) Time for some Fun®! Mr Maunder is lollygagging around down in the Sunny Land of Oz, while poor Bob freezes his chin***** off at the top of the page. He has a nice warm hat, but no beard! :omg: So here's my challenge: put a beard on Bob. The rules are simple: cause a beard to appear on Bob's chin, as he stands guard over The CodeProject. Use whatever method feels best to you in accomplishing this goal. Be sure to do it in such a way that others (i.e. me) can be convinced that you have actually done so, and aren't just Telling Evil Fibs. Be Creative, Be Safe, Be Legal (as far as you are able). But, oh great Shog, why should i do this? i hear you asking in that whiny, apathetic voice of yours. To win A Fabulous Prize, of course! How Fabulous, you ask? *Very* Fabulous. So Fabulous that, next to this prize, The Beatles would be known simply as "those dirty hippies". Pretty fuckin' Fab, eh? You know you want it. *I* know you want it. All your friends want it. You don't want to be Strange and Different, do you? (say 'no') So what are you sitting there for? Get to it! *****note the lack of chin? what'd i tell ya...

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                                        Shog9 Atheists are boring. They only talk about god. - peterchen, “Atheists are idiots”

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                                        Shog9 wrote: You know you want it. *I* know you want it. All your friends want it. You don't want to be Strange and Different, do you? (say 'no') "You know that I know, that you know that I know, that you wanna fuck me." ;P Where is that quote from? Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

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                                          Shog9 wrote: You know you want it. *I* know you want it. All your friends want it. You don't want to be Strange and Different, do you? (say 'no') "You know that I know, that you know that I know, that you wanna fuck me." ;P Where is that quote from? Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

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                                          Michael Martin wrote: Where is that quote from? No idea... Sounds like a pop song, but not quite... :~

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