Jokes(Rated PG 15)
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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child.. The mother said: "I gave birth to him -he's mine"; The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine !!"; Lady : "I want a good vibrator"; Salesman: "Ma'am you mayselect one from our range that is displayed on that wall"; Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"; Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher"; Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind ? Husband: that you are a lesbian. Ladies hostel caught Fire.. it took 1 hour to bring the fire under control ........ and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control. How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply! cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child.. The mother said: "I gave birth to him -he's mine"; The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine !!"; Lady : "I want a good vibrator"; Salesman: "Ma'am you mayselect one from our range that is displayed on that wall"; Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"; Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher"; Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind ? Husband: that you are a lesbian. Ladies hostel caught Fire.. it took 1 hour to bring the fire under control ........ and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control. How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply! cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
:-D:-D:-D:-D super wrote: How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply! I wish my teacher taught me Maths this way;P Notorious SMC
The difference between the almost-right word & the right word is a really large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the Lightning Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please Mark Twain -
A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child.. The mother said: "I gave birth to him -he's mine"; The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine !!"; Lady : "I want a good vibrator"; Salesman: "Ma'am you mayselect one from our range that is displayed on that wall"; Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"; Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher"; Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind ? Husband: that you are a lesbian. Ladies hostel caught Fire.. it took 1 hour to bring the fire under control ........ and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control. How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply! cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Some nice ones :) What is the PG-15 rating ?
One small village of indomitable geeks still holds out against the invaders. And life is not easy for the managers legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Microsoftum, Javum, Ceplumplum and Vebasum
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Some nice ones :) What is the PG-15 rating ?
One small village of indomitable geeks still holds out against the invaders. And life is not easy for the managers legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Microsoftum, Javum, Ceplumplum and Vebasum
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:-D:-D:-D:-D super wrote: How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply! I wish my teacher taught me Maths this way;P Notorious SMC
The difference between the almost-right word & the right word is a really large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the Lightning Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please Mark Twain -
Notorious SMC wrote: I wish my teacher taught me Maths this way Who was ur Maths teacher.He or She....???:) cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
super wrote: Who was ur Maths teacher.He or She....??? Wouldn't you like to know ;) Notorious SMC
The difference between the almost-right word & the right word is a really large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the Lightning Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please Mark Twain -
super wrote: Who was ur Maths teacher.He or She....??? Wouldn't you like to know ;) Notorious SMC
The difference between the almost-right word & the right word is a really large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the Lightning Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please Mark Twain -
"Parental Guidance adviced for children aged 15 and under" I think.
If I could find a souvenir / just to prove the world was here [sighist]