A little joke (Warning: adult rated)

[KaRl]

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a triple whisky, and drinks it bottom-up The barman asks the man if he's celebrating. - Yes,I'm celebrating my first blow job - Congratulations, let me get you another whisky on the house! - No thanks, the first one get rid of the taste

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One small village of indomitable geeks still holds out against the invaders. And life is not easy for the managers legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Microsoftum, Javum, Ceplumplum and Vebasum

[David Wulff]

:-D

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David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

Skippy, the rain won't come! [+]

[Brad Jennings]

:laugh: My father told me that joke a while back. That's a good one :-D Brad Jennings My latest nickname: Kidney Stone Mon (Nickname courtesy of my roommates)

[Giles]

Brad Jennings wrote: My father told me that joke a while back OMG - Your dad tells you jokes like that? :laugh:

[jan larsen]

My dad tells them whenever he has the chance, he really has no sense of good manners. When I was 15, I worked in the restaurant where he was cook, one day he pointed at one of the young women who helped in the kitchen, who wore a t-shirt with Mickey Mouse on it, and said:"Look, the poor mouse got pimples on it's ears!..", can you imagine the color of my face?. "After all it's just text at the end of the day. - Colin Davies "For example, when a VB programmer comes to my house, they may say 'does your pool need cleaning, sir ?' " - Christian Graus

[gregs]

My mum tells me worse jokes than that!