Will the real John Simmons please stand up

David Wulff

We've all seen the monkey-turkey he has as his profile photo, and some of us have seen the deranged model he gets to pose on his web site, but few of us have ever seen what the real John Simmons looks like. Until now: take your pick... http://www.musclephotos.com/simmons.html[^] http://www.mnug.org.au/exec/jsimmons.html[^] http://www.atomicopera.com/aohistory.html[^] (check out November, 1997) http://www.rockypdx.org/vault/johnnote.htm[^] My money's on the last one. :suss:

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

Anders Molin

David Wulff wrote: My money's on the last one. I think it's the 2nd :P - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!"

Shog9 0

Given the general tone of The Soapbox, i find myself frequently expressing the same sentiments in my replies, day after day, to many different CPians. But David, no one elicits this response with anything close to the frequency you do: How the hell did you find these photos?!? :laugh:

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Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under

David Stone

Or better yet...why was he looking for them? :~

I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

David Wulff

I just had the links lying around in my bookmarks... :suss: :-O Did I ever show you that old men's orgy photo? ;P

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

David Stone

Dear God no! Not that again! X| :laugh:

I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

David Wulff

That was a classic example of warnings making the object more desirable. I told people not to lick it, I even went so far as to provide half a dozen "are you REALLY sure" dialogs first, but everyone still clicked it. :rolleyes:

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

KaRl

If he's the first one, I immediately apologize for anything mean I could have said to him :-D

I don't feel it anymore I don't see, anymore I don't hear, anymore I don't speak anymore, I don't feel