I like my women just like...
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(even better, it was attributed to Bill G :) ) I much prefer this one: I like my women like i like my coffee: cold and bitter. this is good: I like my women like I like my coffee: lukewarm, bitter and in my lap. and this one is OK: I like my women like I like my chicken: good legs, good breasts... and greasy. I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, sweet and gone by the afternoon. it's always nice to add another one to the list. -c
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(even better, it was attributed to Bill G :) ) I much prefer this one: I like my women like i like my coffee: cold and bitter. this is good: I like my women like I like my coffee: lukewarm, bitter and in my lap. and this one is OK: I like my women like I like my chicken: good legs, good breasts... and greasy. I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, sweet and gone by the afternoon. it's always nice to add another one to the list. -c
I'm not the droid you're looking for.
Chris Losinger wrote: it's always nice to add another one to the list. If you're making a list, here's one to make your Mom nervous: I like my women like my coffee; strong, hot, sweet, and black. I've gone to find myself. If I should get back before I return, please keep me here.
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Chris Losinger wrote: it's always nice to add another one to the list. If you're making a list, here's one to make your Mom nervous: I like my women like my coffee; strong, hot, sweet, and black. I've gone to find myself. If I should get back before I return, please keep me here.
or... I like my women like like i like my coffee: no thanks, earl gray please. -c
I'm not the droid you're looking for.
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or... I like my women like like i like my coffee: no thanks, earl gray please. -c
I'm not the droid you're looking for.
:laugh::laugh::laugh: I've gone to find myself. If I should get back before I return, please keep me here.
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I like my web servers just like my women...insecure and full of holes waiting to be exploited. (found on slashdot) -c
I'm not the droid you're looking for.
Says a lot about slashdot readers. :laugh: Some more from the pigeons working Google.com I like my women just like summer - no class I like my women just like my piano notes - sweet, soft and it doesn't matter if the keys are black or white I like my women just like my cars - imported I like my women just like my steak thick juicy and very rare! (the first one is rather good I think!) I, personally, like my women to be 5'6" tall, dark haired, fair skinned, with bright saphire eyes, and impossibly cute. ;)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Old sig temporarily on strike.
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Chris Losinger wrote: insecure :wtf: Chris Losinger wrote: full of holes waiting to be exploited Sounds about right from a man ;P
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**
Megan Forbes wrote: full of holes waiting to be exploited Sounds about right from a man I'd like to comment on two things about now. 1. Why is it that when women are in the mood for something sexual that is normal, but when a man is in the mood 'that's just about right for a man' ? 2. What holes ? Ears ? Nostrils ? I think Chris has some girth issues, don't you ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
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Says a lot about slashdot readers. :laugh: Some more from the pigeons working Google.com I like my women just like summer - no class I like my women just like my piano notes - sweet, soft and it doesn't matter if the keys are black or white I like my women just like my cars - imported I like my women just like my steak thick juicy and very rare! (the first one is rather good I think!) I, personally, like my women to be 5'6" tall, dark haired, fair skinned, with bright saphire eyes, and impossibly cute. ;)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Old sig temporarily on strike.
David Wulff wrote: I like my women just like my cars - imported Errrrrr. Your women? David Wulff wrote: I, personally, like my women to be 5'6" tall, dark haired, fair skinned, with bright saphire eyes, and impossibly cute :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: No local please.
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I like my web servers just like my women...insecure and full of holes waiting to be exploited. (found on slashdot) -c
I'm not the droid you're looking for.
Chris Losinger wrote: I like my web servers just like my women...insecure and full of holes waiting to be exploited Horrid mental images! I like my women like I like VB: Easy to do, hard to please
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Chris Losinger wrote: I like my web servers just like my women...insecure and full of holes waiting to be exploited Horrid mental images! I like my women like I like VB: Easy to do, hard to please
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South Africasurely VB is more like masturbation, everybody has done it in the past but nobody will own up to it - and certainly doesn't want to be caught doing it. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis
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David Wulff wrote: I like my women just like my cars - imported Errrrrr. Your women? David Wulff wrote: I, personally, like my women to be 5'6" tall, dark haired, fair skinned, with bright saphire eyes, and impossibly cute :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: No local please.
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surely VB is more like masturbation, everybody has done it in the past but nobody will own up to it - and certainly doesn't want to be caught doing it. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis
And having to use VB when you're used to C++ is so frustrating -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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David Wulff wrote: I like my women just like my cars - imported Errrrrr. Your women? David Wulff wrote: I, personally, like my women to be 5'6" tall, dark haired, fair skinned, with bright saphire eyes, and impossibly cute :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: No local please.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaPaul Watson wrote: No local please. I didn't think anyone would get that. :-O
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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surely VB is more like masturbation, everybody has done it in the past but nobody will own up to it - and certainly doesn't want to be caught doing it. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis
If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... :rolleyes:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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And having to use VB when you're used to C++ is so frustrating -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... :rolleyes:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
David Wulff wrote: If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... Most VB programmers I've met have been complete wankers. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis
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And having to use VB when you're used to C++ is so frustrating -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
I find it helps to use a different hand now and again (whilst programmming in VB.) Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis
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(even better, it was attributed to Bill G :) ) I much prefer this one: I like my women like i like my coffee: cold and bitter. this is good: I like my women like I like my coffee: lukewarm, bitter and in my lap. and this one is OK: I like my women like I like my chicken: good legs, good breasts... and greasy. I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, sweet and gone by the afternoon. it's always nice to add another one to the list. -c
I'm not the droid you're looking for.
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Chris Losinger wrote: I like my women like i like my coffee: Boiled, and served in a small paper cup...
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Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under
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Shog9 wrote: Boiled, and served in a small paper cup [Pushing buzzer] Hannibal the Cannibal ?
Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop
KaЯl wrote: Hannibal the Cannibal ? Could be, couldn't it! :) Actually, it's a vague take-off of Eddie Izzard's "I like my coffee the way I like my women - in a plastic cup." Which is probably funny... ...if you're a weird looking Limey... :rolleyes: I like Hannibal better :)
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Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under
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David Wulff wrote: If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... Most VB programmers I've met have been complete wankers. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis
Michael P Butler wrote: Most VB programmers I've met have been complete wankers. I don't think this applies to female VB programmers though. By experience, I know at least one female VB programmer who knows her way without using any hand. :rolleyes: -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.