I like my women just like...

David Wulff

Says a lot about slashdot readers. :laugh: Some more from the pigeons working Google.com I like my women just like summer - no class I like my women just like my piano notes - sweet, soft and it doesn't matter if the keys are black or white I like my women just like my cars - imported I like my women just like my steak thick juicy and very rare! (the first one is rather good I think!) I, personally, like my women to be 5'6" tall, dark haired, fair skinned, with bright saphire eyes, and impossibly cute. ;)

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Old sig temporarily on strike.

Christian Graus

Megan Forbes wrote: full of holes waiting to be exploited Sounds about right from a man I'd like to comment on two things about now. 1. Why is it that when women are in the mood for something sexual that is normal, but when a man is in the mood 'that's just about right for a man' ? 2. What holes ? Ears ? Nostrils ? I think Chris has some girth issues, don't you ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

Paul Watson

David Wulff wrote: I like my women just like my cars - imported Errrrrr. Your women? David Wulff wrote: I, personally, like my women to be 5'6" tall, dark haired, fair skinned, with bright saphire eyes, and impossibly cute :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: No local please.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

My humble photographic tribute to our world[^]

Paul Watson

Chris Losinger wrote: I like my web servers just like my women...insecure and full of holes waiting to be exploited Horrid mental images! I like my women like I like VB: Easy to do, hard to please

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

My humble photographic tribute to our world[^]

Michael P Butler

surely VB is more like masturbation, everybody has done it in the past but nobody will own up to it - and certainly doesn't want to be caught doing it. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

KaRl

Paul Watson wrote: No local please. The kind of the League of Gentlemen ? :rolleyes:

Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

benjymous

And having to use VB when you're used to C++ is so frustrating -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

David Wulff

Paul Watson wrote: No local please. I didn't think anyone would get that. :-O

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

David Wulff

If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... :rolleyes:

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

KaRl

:-D That's the problem with the RAD tools, you don't know what to do with your free hand

Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

Michael P Butler

David Wulff wrote: If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... Most VB programmers I've met have been complete wankers. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

Michael P Butler

I find it helps to use a different hand now and again (whilst programmming in VB.) Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

Shog9 0

Chris Losinger wrote: I like my women like i like my coffee: Boiled, and served in a small paper cup...

---

Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under

KaRl

Shog9 wrote: Boiled, and served in a small paper cup [Pushing buzzer] Hannibal the Cannibal ?

Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

Shog9 0

KaЯl wrote: Hannibal the Cannibal ? Could be, couldn't it! :) Actually, it's a vague take-off of Eddie Izzard's "I like my coffee the way I like my women - in a plastic cup." Which is probably funny... ...if you're a weird looking Limey... :rolleyes: I like Hannibal better :)

---

Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under

Jorgen Sigvardsson

Michael P Butler wrote: Most VB programmers I've met have been complete wankers. I don't think this applies to female VB programmers though. By experience, I know at least one female VB programmer who knows her way without using any hand. :rolleyes: -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.

Nick Seng

benjymous wrote: And having to use VB when you're used to C++ is so frustrating isn't it the same vice versa? ;P Notorious SMC

The difference between the almost-right word & the right word is a really large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the Lightning Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please Mark Twain

Chris Losinger

:) -c

I'm not the droid you're looking for.

ThumbNailer