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  • M Michael P Butler

    surely VB is more like masturbation, everybody has done it in the past but nobody will own up to it - and certainly doesn't want to be caught doing it. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

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    If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... :rolleyes:


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      And having to use VB when you're used to C++ is so frustrating -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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      :-D That's the problem with the RAD tools, you don't know what to do with your free hand


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      • D David Wulff

        If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... :rolleyes:


        David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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        David Wulff wrote: If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... Most VB programmers I've met have been complete wankers. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

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          And having to use VB when you're used to C++ is so frustrating -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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          Michael P Butler
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          I find it helps to use a different hand now and again (whilst programmming in VB.) Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

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          • C Chris Losinger

            (even better, it was attributed to Bill G :) ) I much prefer this one: I like my women like i like my coffee: cold and bitter. this is good: I like my women like I like my coffee: lukewarm, bitter and in my lap. and this one is OK: I like my women like I like my chicken: good legs, good breasts... and greasy. I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, sweet and gone by the afternoon. it's always nice to add another one to the list. -c


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            Chris Losinger wrote: I like my women like i like my coffee: Boiled, and served in a small paper cup...

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            Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under

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              Chris Losinger wrote: I like my women like i like my coffee: Boiled, and served in a small paper cup...

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              Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under

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              Shog9 wrote: Boiled, and served in a small paper cup [Pushing buzzer] Hannibal the Cannibal ?


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                Shog9 wrote: Boiled, and served in a small paper cup [Pushing buzzer] Hannibal the Cannibal ?


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                KaЯl wrote: Hannibal the Cannibal ? Could be, couldn't it! :) Actually, it's a vague take-off of Eddie Izzard's "I like my coffee the way I like my women - in a plastic cup." Which is probably funny... ...if you're a weird looking Limey... :rolleyes: I like Hannibal better :)

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                • M Michael P Butler

                  David Wulff wrote: If VB is like masturbation then I really should have been paying more attention during class because I must have been doing something very very wrong... Most VB programmers I've met have been complete wankers. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

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                  Michael P Butler wrote: Most VB programmers I've met have been complete wankers. I don't think this applies to female VB programmers though. By experience, I know at least one female VB programmer who knows her way without using any hand. :rolleyes: -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.

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                    And having to use VB when you're used to C++ is so frustrating -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                    benjymous wrote: And having to use VB when you're used to C++ is so frustrating isn't it the same vice versa? ;P Notorious SMC


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                      Chris Losinger wrote: I like my women like i like my coffee: Boiled, and served in a small paper cup...

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                      Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under

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                      :) -c


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