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  • P Paul Watson

    David Wulff wrote: but why on Earth would guys really want to increase their penis size, unless are impractically small? Is the rest of our race really so superficial? Come now David, I am sure you actually do understand. We all have our insecurities and things we wish were different about ourselves. I agree that if you get to the point were you actually are thinking about surgery to rectify something you dislike, then you do have a problem. But don't discount the notion as insane, it is quite normal. "There was a young lady from Leith, Who would circumcise men with her teeth, It wasn't for fame, Or love of the game But to get at the cheese underneath." What a coincidental quote... X|

    Paul Watson
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    Cape Town, South Africa

    lauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)

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    Paul Watson wrote: "There was a young lady from Leith, Who would circumcise men with her teeth, It wasn't for fame, Or love of the game But to get at the cheese underneath." :wtf: :eek: :wtf: Oh man that's gross! :laugh:

    A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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      Michael P Butler wrote: Have you ever thought of doing stand-up comedy Colin? I'll take that as a compliment. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

      You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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      Colin Davies wrote: I'll take that as a compliment. Or he's hoping you'll die from having bottles thrown at you :| -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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      • C Christian Graus

        It's highly doubtful, how would they ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
        C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
        Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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        Post a stupid troll comment, wait for us to reply, and bingo -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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        • C Christian Graus

          Donna once found a plastic surgeons site with photos and spend the night cackling over photos of men who got enlargements. I think a fair proportion of our race IS that superficial, because they are socialised to be. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
          C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
          Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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          Yeah, a friend of mine once, erm, stumbled on a site detailing possible penis enlargement operations. One of them, which is supposed to give about an extra inch or so involves totally cutting one of the tendons at the base X| However, it did point out that this has the side-effect of making errections no longer point upwards :laugh: -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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            Paul Watson wrote: "There was a young lady from Leith, Who would circumcise men with her teeth, It wasn't for fame, Or love of the game But to get at the cheese underneath." :wtf: :eek: :wtf: Oh man that's gross! :laugh:

            A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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            Megan Forbes wrote: Oh man that's gross I would rather say painful

            Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

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              Megan Forbes wrote: Oh man that's gross I would rather say painful

              Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

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              KaЯl wrote: I would rather say painful Typically I was thinking from the point of view of the woman doing the biting, where you were thinking from the male perspective of being bitten :laugh:

              A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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                Yeah, a friend of mine once, erm, stumbled on a site detailing possible penis enlargement operations. One of them, which is supposed to give about an extra inch or so involves totally cutting one of the tendons at the base X| However, it did point out that this has the side-effect of making errections no longer point upwards :laugh: -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                benjymous wrote: However, it did point out that this has the side-effect of making errections no longer point upwards That's too funny !! Which way do they point ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                • M Megan Forbes

                  David Wulff wrote: but why on Earth would guys really want to increase their penis size, unless are impractically small? You could say the same about breast implants I suppose. Personally I can't imagine undergoing any type of surgery without it being totally necessary (the appendix thing really sucked!), which makes me think that people must really believe they have a problem to actually go through such pain voluntarily. David Wulff wrote: Is the rest of our race really so superficial? I suppose it relates to the question Paul asked a couple of days ago - "Visual or Audible?". The majority of people are more visual, and given a choice, would rather lose their hearing than their eyesight. I suppose if we rely on this sense so much, we will tend to use it to judge each other as well - however unfair it may be. Being rather plain myself this doesn't work to my advantage, but I still have to recognise it as fact. At the same time, it would be really boring if we were all the same. :)

                  A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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                  Megan Forbes wrote: You could say the same about breast implants I suppose. Absolutely. Nothing is more gross than fake tits. Except girls who look anorexic, maybe. I'm amazed how often Donna says 'don't you wish I looked like that', and my honest answer when I look is, 'No, I wish someone would feed her before she blows away'. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                  C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                  Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                    benjymous wrote: However, it did point out that this has the side-effect of making errections no longer point upwards That's too funny !! Which way do they point ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                    C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                    Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                    I guess it'd just flop about uselessly -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                    • B benjymous

                      Post a stupid troll comment, wait for us to reply, and bingo -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                      Christian Graus
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                      No-one collects email addresses one at a time. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                      C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                      Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        No-one collects email addresses one at a time. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                        C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                        Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                        Well, they just need to post an assortment of trolls from a few random accounts, and harvest the emails from all the replies later. It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                        • M Megan Forbes

                          KaЯl wrote: I would rather say painful Typically I was thinking from the point of view of the woman doing the biting, where you were thinking from the male perspective of being bitten :laugh:

                          A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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                          Exactly :) I've still have cold Sweats in the back, just thinking about it :omg:

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                            I guess it'd just flop about uselessly -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                            Ooooowwwwch! :wtf:

                            "Pretending to guide me, you led me astray, And I don't want to fall into your kind of ways." "Melt", Front 242

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                              Two questions: 1. Have you sent it out ? 2. How many replies ? :laugh: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) The tigress is here :-D

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                                Megan Forbes wrote: You could say the same about breast implants I suppose. Absolutely. Nothing is more gross than fake tits. Except girls who look anorexic, maybe. I'm amazed how often Donna says 'don't you wish I looked like that', and my honest answer when I look is, 'No, I wish someone would feed her before she blows away'. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                                C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                                Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                Christian Graus wrote: Nothing is more gross than fake tits. Except girls who look anorexic, maybe. What about anorexic chicks with fake tits? Seriously! When I see a really skinny woman with obviously fake boobs it really makes me wonder what she was thinking. Mike Mullikin :beer:

                                Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. - Emo Philips

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                                  Christian Graus wrote: Nothing is more gross than fake tits. Except girls who look anorexic, maybe. What about anorexic chicks with fake tits? Seriously! When I see a really skinny woman with obviously fake boobs it really makes me wonder what she was thinking. Mike Mullikin :beer:

                                  Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. - Emo Philips

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                                  *grin* well, the effect is obviously cumulative.... Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                                  C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                                  It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003

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