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  • M Megan Forbes

    Paul Watson wrote: "There was a young lady from Leith, Who would circumcise men with her teeth, It wasn't for fame, Or love of the game But to get at the cheese underneath." :wtf: :eek: :wtf: Oh man that's gross! :laugh:

    A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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    Megan Forbes wrote: Oh man that's gross I would rather say painful

    Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

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      Megan Forbes wrote: Oh man that's gross I would rather say painful

      Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

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      KaЯl wrote: I would rather say painful Typically I was thinking from the point of view of the woman doing the biting, where you were thinking from the male perspective of being bitten :laugh:

      A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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      • B benjymous

        Yeah, a friend of mine once, erm, stumbled on a site detailing possible penis enlargement operations. One of them, which is supposed to give about an extra inch or so involves totally cutting one of the tendons at the base X| However, it did point out that this has the side-effect of making errections no longer point upwards :laugh: -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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        benjymous wrote: However, it did point out that this has the side-effect of making errections no longer point upwards That's too funny !! Which way do they point ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
        C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
        Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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        • M Megan Forbes

          David Wulff wrote: but why on Earth would guys really want to increase their penis size, unless are impractically small? You could say the same about breast implants I suppose. Personally I can't imagine undergoing any type of surgery without it being totally necessary (the appendix thing really sucked!), which makes me think that people must really believe they have a problem to actually go through such pain voluntarily. David Wulff wrote: Is the rest of our race really so superficial? I suppose it relates to the question Paul asked a couple of days ago - "Visual or Audible?". The majority of people are more visual, and given a choice, would rather lose their hearing than their eyesight. I suppose if we rely on this sense so much, we will tend to use it to judge each other as well - however unfair it may be. Being rather plain myself this doesn't work to my advantage, but I still have to recognise it as fact. At the same time, it would be really boring if we were all the same. :)

          A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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          Megan Forbes wrote: You could say the same about breast implants I suppose. Absolutely. Nothing is more gross than fake tits. Except girls who look anorexic, maybe. I'm amazed how often Donna says 'don't you wish I looked like that', and my honest answer when I look is, 'No, I wish someone would feed her before she blows away'. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
          C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
          Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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            benjymous wrote: However, it did point out that this has the side-effect of making errections no longer point upwards That's too funny !! Which way do they point ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
            C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
            Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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            I guess it'd just flop about uselessly -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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              Post a stupid troll comment, wait for us to reply, and bingo -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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              No-one collects email addresses one at a time. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
              C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
              Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                No-one collects email addresses one at a time. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                Well, they just need to post an assortment of trolls from a few random accounts, and harvest the emails from all the replies later. It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                • M Megan Forbes

                  KaЯl wrote: I would rather say painful Typically I was thinking from the point of view of the woman doing the biting, where you were thinking from the male perspective of being bitten :laugh:

                  A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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                  Exactly :) I've still have cold Sweats in the back, just thinking about it :omg:

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                    I guess it'd just flop about uselessly -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                    Ooooowwwwch! :wtf:

                    "Pretending to guide me, you led me astray, And I don't want to fall into your kind of ways." "Melt", Front 242

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      How's this for hilarious spam ? SIZE AND STAMINA DO MATTER More Than You Can Possibly Imagine! She is just trying to spare your feelings by telling you otherwise! DON'T WAIT UNTIL SHE IS GONE TO FIND OUT THAT YOU COULDN'T SATISFY HER! Let's Look At Some Facts: 1. Most men who have troubles or difficulty with sexual performance, specifically loss of erection firmness, won't speak openly to their wives..girlfiends..etc..let alone their primary care doctor. Um, how can you not speak to your wife, is she not there when this happens ? 2. The average penis size is 5.5" according to the Kinsey study.You must be kidding ? I'd have thought they'd say 9" to get people to buy enlargement pills 3. 90% of men are unhappy with their current penis size, penis length, and ability.What is penis ability ? 4. Most men are interested in enlarging their penis. 5. Most men currently believe the only way to "really" develop a larger penis is through surgery. What Makes Us Different? We Have over 35 years Experience in Developing The Finest Herbal Supplements In the World That Are Scientifically Formulated To Increase Your Esteem and Confidence By Giving You The Tools To Enhance Your Penis Without Costly and Dangerous Surgery!Take these tea leaves and your nob will grow ? Who BELIEVES this stuff ? By Combining Our Herbal Supplement with Our Proven Enlargement Techniques, The HerbalMeds System Increase Your Size and Performance Using Natural Herbal Supplements and Simple Exercises!$5 says this equates to stretch it and it will grow. Isn't that what all teenagers to anyhow ? So how can it work ? Our Virility System Includes the HerbalMeds Enhancing Supplements, a Simple and Easy Exercise Program Designed For Maximum Results *AND* Access To Our Exclusive Members Only Entertainment Website!Ah - if I see the porn I will stretch it and it will grow ? We guarantee that you will see an increase of at least 20% in overall penis size. Probably all bruising after a night in looking at the entertainment site You have nothing to lose and everything to gain! Get Longer. Get Stronger. Get The HerbalMeds System Today! If you know of others who might benefit from our free information series, please visit our site and recommend them.Please add your friends to our spam list. I wonder how many add people for a joke ? Remember...our program will work for you. Your Satisfaction Is Important to us and is GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK. For The Best Online

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                      Two questions: 1. Have you sent it out ? 2. How many replies ? :laugh: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) The tigress is here :-D

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        Megan Forbes wrote: You could say the same about breast implants I suppose. Absolutely. Nothing is more gross than fake tits. Except girls who look anorexic, maybe. I'm amazed how often Donna says 'don't you wish I looked like that', and my honest answer when I look is, 'No, I wish someone would feed her before she blows away'. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                        C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                        Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                        Christian Graus wrote: Nothing is more gross than fake tits. Except girls who look anorexic, maybe. What about anorexic chicks with fake tits? Seriously! When I see a really skinny woman with obviously fake boobs it really makes me wonder what she was thinking. Mike Mullikin :beer:

                        Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. - Emo Philips

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                          Christian Graus wrote: Nothing is more gross than fake tits. Except girls who look anorexic, maybe. What about anorexic chicks with fake tits? Seriously! When I see a really skinny woman with obviously fake boobs it really makes me wonder what she was thinking. Mike Mullikin :beer:

                          Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. - Emo Philips

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                          Christian Graus
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                          *grin* well, the effect is obviously cumulative.... Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                          C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                          It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003

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