Not just annoying, but stupid as well

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Site feedback can certainly be interesting. I get them from both my MSN Public Profile[^] and from my website. Those that come through my Profile seem to be mostly 20-something Egyptian guys looking for a girlfriend but occasionally I do hear from other TS/TG folk and/or Christians. Most of the feedback I get through my website is from others in a similar position or those supporting them (I haven't had any bashers write to me :)). It certainly seems to be serving it's purpose - I was even contacted by someone from my old school who's in the same position! Small world. Every person I can help -even if just a little bit - makes it all worthwhile. :) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Stan Shannon

Actually, I'm the reason the average is so high. Sorry. :~ "Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art." Charles McCabe, San Francisco Chronicle

Megan Forbes

benjymous wrote: The average human being has one breast, one testicle, and half a penis. :laugh: As Paul said above - way too much good sig material floating about! :laugh:

A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

Paul Watson

Stan Shannon wrote: Actually, I'm the reason the average is so high. Sorry :laugh: I read the message first without seeing who it was from. My first reaction was "Typical John Simmons reply", then I saw who it was from... :rolleyes: BTW, keep us informed as to how many private emails you get from this post ;)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Marc Clifton

Probably Africans. You know how they hang stuff from their lips, their tits, their ears. Makes things really loooong. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
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benjymous

I'm guessing mine might not be suitable for general comsumption (unless Dave adds it into his PG-13 collection) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

Megan Forbes

Paul Watson wrote: Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! :laugh: How did I miss this!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

Paul Watson

Megan Forbes wrote: How did I miss this!!!! It was ten posts down into an off topic discussion and Roger put it in very small writing. I think it was the Bill Clinton chicken crossing the road thread. I always click on a Roger Wright post, even if the topic is not my cup of tea. He always has something witty, intelligent or just plain hilarious to say :)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Debs 0

Paul Watson wrote: I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone. You mean you expect Spam to make sense????? I haven't seen any clever Spam yet. This is not an invitation or a challenge to anyone, btw!:rolleyes: Debbie

Paul Watson

Debs wrote: You mean you expect Spam to make sense????? No... which is eactly why I said "I don't mind clever spam." The day that happens, I won't mind it at all, I might even frame it. :-D Debs wrote: This is not an invitation or a challenge to anyone LOL Too late though, people would have only read the first half of the sentence and then would be off creating a clever spam to your challenge ;)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Joao Vaz

Paul Watson wrote: I always click on a Roger Wright post, even if the topic is not my cup of tea. He always has something witty, intelligent or just plain hilarious to say Yeah, we are two then ... :-D Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9 Remember just because a good thing comes to an end, doesn't mean that the next one can't be better.-Chris Meech

benjymous

Hmm - I just checked my old ISP email account that I gave up downloading at the end of December. 410 mails, 2 of which weren't spam -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

Roger Allen

Ahem, err, erm, ..... could you foward it to me? I may be in need..... :-O X| ;P Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 WHats brown and sticky? A stick or some smelly stuff!

peterchen

It's possible if, e.g. you and 8 other pauls, have a measely below-average useless unsatisfying laughable 7", and I have a proud strong womanizing 7.1". Avg = (9*7 + 7.1) / 10 = 7.01" > 7". So what the stats say is that a bigger-than-avg occurs more often than a smaller-than-average.

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Paul Watson

peterchen wrote: So what the stats say is that a bigger-than-avg occurs more often than a smaller-than-average. Thing is, they have never measured me, so how can they claim that is the average, hmmm? p.s. You spent way to much time working that math out, go see a doctor ;)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Paul Watson

Joao Vaz wrote: Yeah, we are two then So is the 22nd or the 24th a good time to meet for our first annual Roger Wright The Incredible fan club?

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

peterchen

Paul Watson wrote: Thing is, they have never measured me Solution a) Your penis size is insignificant in the greater scheme of things Solution b) They *know* ;P Paul Watson wrote: p.s. You spent way to much time working that math out, go see a doctor I just called him, and it went like this: "Hi Pete" (I *hate* it when he calls me Pete) "Hi Psycho" Silence, I can feel him smiling this "You can't kill me over the phone!" smile, which grates on my nerves like alligator skin on Kim Catrall (i.e. he hates my nickname for him, too, but obviously he copes much better) I swallow my anger, and begin: "We had this penis size thing again..." He says "I'm unhappy, Pete. Didn't we solve this problem some weeks ago, Pete?" (ok, he doesn't cope *that* good) Me: "No, no, It was just, about spam, you know!" Him: "How much did you spend again, Pete?" Well, odds lead to ends, I need a new psychatrist.

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Paul Watson

peterchen wrote: Well, odds lead to ends, I need a new psychatrist. No, I reckon a padded cell without internet access would be a good thing... for us. ;) peterchen wrote: Solution b) They *know* Ooooohhhh. But if they did *know*, the Guiness people would be around, with a big tape measure*. :rolleyes: *Paul struts* * I was going to leave that off... but then realise the obvious counter would "oh? for the worlds smallest penis huh?" so I left it on. Oh, and if you don't like the nickname... don't publish it on a public website :)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Debs 0

Paul Watson wrote: Thing is, they have never measured me, so how can they claim that is the average, hmmm? It does beg the question who actually *has* had their todger that close to a ruler, and *ahem* in what particular state it was at the time... I guess there are some valid statistics out there for such things, rather than those that are invented by these spam merchants? So who carries the clipboard for the statistics?? What a job! How would that get described on a CV?? Debbie

Konstantin Vasserman

What I want to know is how is it even possible for anyone to have figures like an average penis size. It's not like they are measuring and recording the size every time you visit a doctor: Nurse: "Let me just take a few measurements: Your weight? Height? Penis size?"... :eek: And it's not like you can trust any kind of survey on the subject they can conduct... I mean, how many people can you expect to be completely honest about this... :~ :)