Not just annoying, but stupid as well

Paul Watson

Bit rude so avoid if you are a prude. Got this through spam today: "90% OF MEN HAVE A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE PENIS - ARE YOU ONE OF THEM ?" Paul: Oh no! 90%?!?! God, I thought I might be average, but 90%? That is a lot! Where's their number.... Oh wait a minute... how can 90% be below average? Surely the average would reflect the 90%? So if 90% had 7inches then fine, 90% can't be below average, right? I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

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benjymous

Unless there are a few men out there with penises (peni?) measured in feet rather than inches, which is keeping the "average" unusually high -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

KaRl

Perhaps 10% of men have a penis 10 times bigger than the 90% other ones % ? Paul Watson wrote: I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone. I hate spam, whatever it's cleaver or not.

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

I hate it when some idiot sends me one of those. One did make me laugh a couple of weeks ago though - it was a girl who was obviously on a manhunt going through the address book on one of my ISPs and giving her email address and nothing else but a bit of fake waffle saying "I saw you online....blah, blah, blah". I sent her a reply asking if she knew I was a pre-op transsexual and how she got my addy as I don't use it anymore. Funnily enough, I haven't heard anything from her since. :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Megan Forbes

90% OF MEN HAVE A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE OK, if they can't even do simple maths, how on earth are they expected to do scientific adjustments to important parts of anatomy? :eek:

A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

Paul Watson

KaЯl wrote: Perhaps 10% of men have a penis 10 times bigger than the 90% other ones % ? 70 inches? Ok, that is just scary, for everyone. KaЯl wrote: whatever it's cleaver or not Yeah, I hate the spam that tries to sell me meat cleavers. I have enough already, my kitchen is full of them! :~

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Michael P Butler

You actually read the spam messages? Damn, you must be bored. Mine go in the recycle bin as soon as I take one look at the subject or email address. Michael The avalanche has started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.

Paul Watson

benjymous wrote: penises (peni?) The correct terminology is: Weapons of Mass Destruction. :rolleyes:

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Paul Watson

Michael P Butler wrote: You actually read the spam messages? Damn, you must be bored. Mine go in the recycle bin as soon as I take one look at the subject or email address It was in the subject line, I normally read the subject line to assess wether the spam is worth a chuckle or two, or worth the bin.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Paul Watson

Megan Forbes wrote: to important parts of anatomy *sigh* so much good sig material floating about, I keep having to change mine :rolleyes:

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

KaRl

Paul Watson wrote: Yeah, I hate the spam that tries to sell me meat cleavers. Flûte , unmasked :~ * I now must get rid of the corpses *

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Paul Watson

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: it was a girl who was obviously on a manhunt going through the address book on one of my ISPs and giving her email address Damn, you get actual girls emailing you for hot and heavy action? I just get guys pretending to be 18year old virgins waiting for me. X| Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I sent her a reply asking if she knew I was a pre-op transsexual Probably had to get her dad to read those big words for her. ;) Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I hate it when some idiot sends me one of those. While I do have one (a weapon of mass destruction) I am in no way concerned about it's size or fitness level. They need to do proper research and start sending me spam on how to get a life, not how to increase the size of my WMD.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

I know - it's funny isn't it? Oddly enough, I haven't had any spam offering to increase my bust size since I transitioned... They must realise I'm a lost cause. :-D Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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benjymous

I don't know if you've seen it, but out of boredom I put up a page on my site that solicits people to mail me crazy stuff (mostly as I was wondering how long before that email address got captured by spambots) Letters from Mad People[^] The first three were from people I already knew, who just felt like mailing me stupid stuff. The fourth was my attempt to get a response from a peculiar spam (tho I note that no spam has yet been sent to the crazy people address), but the fifth is my only success so far - a genuine stranger who somehow stumbled onto my site, and felt that she had to respond. Actually, we chat quite regularly on MSN now, which is pretty cool, though it's mostly teen angst (oh the joys of A levels) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

benjymous

This all reminds me of something that I came across whilst studying statistics (I think it was talking about how useless statistics really are, as you can make them "prove" anything) Anyway, The average human being has one breast, one testicle, and half a penis. (and half of all the female gentialia as well, of course, but that's far too much to list here) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Site feedback can certainly be interesting. I get them from both my MSN Public Profile[^] and from my website. Those that come through my Profile seem to be mostly 20-something Egyptian guys looking for a girlfriend but occasionally I do hear from other TS/TG folk and/or Christians. Most of the feedback I get through my website is from others in a similar position or those supporting them (I haven't had any bashers write to me :)). It certainly seems to be serving it's purpose - I was even contacted by someone from my old school who's in the same position! Small world. Every person I can help -even if just a little bit - makes it all worthwhile. :) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Stan Shannon

Actually, I'm the reason the average is so high. Sorry. :~ "Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art." Charles McCabe, San Francisco Chronicle

Megan Forbes

benjymous wrote: The average human being has one breast, one testicle, and half a penis. :laugh: As Paul said above - way too much good sig material floating about! :laugh:

A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

Paul Watson

Stan Shannon wrote: Actually, I'm the reason the average is so high. Sorry :laugh: I read the message first without seeing who it was from. My first reaction was "Typical John Simmons reply", then I saw who it was from... :rolleyes: BTW, keep us informed as to how many private emails you get from this post ;)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Marc Clifton

Probably Africans. You know how they hang stuff from their lips, their tits, their ears. Makes things really loooong. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
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