Not just annoying, but stupid as well
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benjymous wrote: The average human being has one breast, one testicle, and half a penis. :laugh: As Paul said above - way too much good sig material floating about! :laugh:
A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch
I'm guessing mine might not be suitable for general comsumption (unless Dave adds it into his PG-13 collection) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Michael P Butler wrote: You actually read the spam messages? Damn, you must be bored. Mine go in the recycle bin as soon as I take one look at the subject or email address It was in the subject line, I normally read the subject line to assess wether the spam is worth a chuckle or two, or worth the bin.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! :laugh: How did I miss this!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch
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Paul Watson wrote: Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! :laugh: How did I miss this!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch
Megan Forbes wrote: How did I miss this!!!! It was ten posts down into an off topic discussion and Roger put it in very small writing. I think it was the Bill Clinton chicken crossing the road thread. I always click on a Roger Wright post, even if the topic is not my cup of tea. He always has something witty, intelligent or just plain hilarious to say :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Bit rude so avoid if you are a prude. Got this through spam today: "90% OF MEN HAVE A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE PENIS - ARE YOU ONE OF THEM ?" Paul: Oh no! 90%?!?! God, I thought I might be average, but 90%? That is a lot! Where's their number.... Oh wait a minute... how can 90% be below average? Surely the average would reflect the 90%? So if 90% had 7inches then fine, 90% can't be below average, right? I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone. You mean you expect Spam to make sense????? I haven't seen any clever Spam yet. This is not an invitation or a challenge to anyone, btw!:rolleyes: Debbie
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Paul Watson wrote: I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone. You mean you expect Spam to make sense????? I haven't seen any clever Spam yet. This is not an invitation or a challenge to anyone, btw!:rolleyes: Debbie
Debs wrote: You mean you expect Spam to make sense????? No... which is eactly why I said "I don't mind clever spam." The day that happens, I won't mind it at all, I might even frame it. :-D Debs wrote: This is not an invitation or a challenge to anyone LOL Too late though, people would have only read the first half of the sentence and then would be off creating a clever spam to your challenge ;)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Megan Forbes wrote: How did I miss this!!!! It was ten posts down into an off topic discussion and Roger put it in very small writing. I think it was the Bill Clinton chicken crossing the road thread. I always click on a Roger Wright post, even if the topic is not my cup of tea. He always has something witty, intelligent or just plain hilarious to say :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: I always click on a Roger Wright post, even if the topic is not my cup of tea. He always has something witty, intelligent or just plain hilarious to say Yeah, we are two then ... :-D Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9 Remember just because a good thing comes to an end, doesn't mean that the next one can't be better.-Chris Meech
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Debs wrote: You mean you expect Spam to make sense????? No... which is eactly why I said "I don't mind clever spam." The day that happens, I won't mind it at all, I might even frame it. :-D Debs wrote: This is not an invitation or a challenge to anyone LOL Too late though, people would have only read the first half of the sentence and then would be off creating a clever spam to your challenge ;)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Hmm - I just checked my old ISP email account that I gave up downloading at the end of December. 410 mails, 2 of which weren't spam -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Bit rude so avoid if you are a prude. Got this through spam today: "90% OF MEN HAVE A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE PENIS - ARE YOU ONE OF THEM ?" Paul: Oh no! 90%?!?! God, I thought I might be average, but 90%? That is a lot! Where's their number.... Oh wait a minute... how can 90% be below average? Surely the average would reflect the 90%? So if 90% had 7inches then fine, 90% can't be below average, right? I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Ahem, err, erm, ..... could you foward it to me? I may be in need..... :-O X| ;P Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 WHats brown and sticky? A stick or some smelly stuff!
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Bit rude so avoid if you are a prude. Got this through spam today: "90% OF MEN HAVE A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE PENIS - ARE YOU ONE OF THEM ?" Paul: Oh no! 90%?!?! God, I thought I might be average, but 90%? That is a lot! Where's their number.... Oh wait a minute... how can 90% be below average? Surely the average would reflect the 90%? So if 90% had 7inches then fine, 90% can't be below average, right? I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
It's possible if, e.g. you and 8 other pauls, have a measely below-average useless unsatisfying laughable 7", and I have a proud strong womanizing 7.1". Avg = (9*7 + 7.1) / 10 = 7.01" > 7". So what the stats say is that a bigger-than-avg occurs more often than a smaller-than-average.
It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]
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It's possible if, e.g. you and 8 other pauls, have a measely below-average useless unsatisfying laughable 7", and I have a proud strong womanizing 7.1". Avg = (9*7 + 7.1) / 10 = 7.01" > 7". So what the stats say is that a bigger-than-avg occurs more often than a smaller-than-average.
It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]
peterchen wrote: So what the stats say is that a bigger-than-avg occurs more often than a smaller-than-average. Thing is, they have never measured me, so how can they claim that is the average, hmmm? p.s. You spent way to much time working that math out, go see a doctor ;)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Paul Watson wrote: I always click on a Roger Wright post, even if the topic is not my cup of tea. He always has something witty, intelligent or just plain hilarious to say Yeah, we are two then ... :-D Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9 Remember just because a good thing comes to an end, doesn't mean that the next one can't be better.-Chris Meech
Joao Vaz wrote: Yeah, we are two then So is the 22nd or the 24th a good time to meet for our first annual Roger Wright The Incredible fan club?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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peterchen wrote: So what the stats say is that a bigger-than-avg occurs more often than a smaller-than-average. Thing is, they have never measured me, so how can they claim that is the average, hmmm? p.s. You spent way to much time working that math out, go see a doctor ;)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: Thing is, they have never measured me Solution a) Your penis size is insignificant in the greater scheme of things Solution b) They *know* ;P Paul Watson wrote: p.s. You spent way to much time working that math out, go see a doctor I just called him, and it went like this: "Hi Pete" (I *hate* it when he calls me Pete) "Hi Psycho" Silence, I can feel him smiling this "You can't kill me over the phone!" smile, which grates on my nerves like alligator skin on Kim Catrall (i.e. he hates my nickname for him, too, but obviously he copes much better) I swallow my anger, and begin: "We had this penis size thing again..." He says "I'm unhappy, Pete. Didn't we solve this problem some weeks ago, Pete?" (ok, he doesn't cope *that* good) Me: "No, no, It was just, about spam, you know!" Him: "How much did you spend again, Pete?" Well, odds lead to ends, I need a new psychatrist.
It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]
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Paul Watson wrote: Thing is, they have never measured me Solution a) Your penis size is insignificant in the greater scheme of things Solution b) They *know* ;P Paul Watson wrote: p.s. You spent way to much time working that math out, go see a doctor I just called him, and it went like this: "Hi Pete" (I *hate* it when he calls me Pete) "Hi Psycho" Silence, I can feel him smiling this "You can't kill me over the phone!" smile, which grates on my nerves like alligator skin on Kim Catrall (i.e. he hates my nickname for him, too, but obviously he copes much better) I swallow my anger, and begin: "We had this penis size thing again..." He says "I'm unhappy, Pete. Didn't we solve this problem some weeks ago, Pete?" (ok, he doesn't cope *that* good) Me: "No, no, It was just, about spam, you know!" Him: "How much did you spend again, Pete?" Well, odds lead to ends, I need a new psychatrist.
It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]
peterchen wrote: Well, odds lead to ends, I need a new psychatrist. No, I reckon a padded cell without internet access would be a good thing... for us. ;) peterchen wrote: Solution b) They *know* Ooooohhhh. But if they did *know*, the Guiness people would be around, with a big tape measure*. :rolleyes: *Paul struts* * I was going to leave that off... but then realise the obvious counter would "oh? for the worlds smallest penis huh?" so I left it on. Oh, and if you don't like the nickname... don't publish it on a public website :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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peterchen wrote: So what the stats say is that a bigger-than-avg occurs more often than a smaller-than-average. Thing is, they have never measured me, so how can they claim that is the average, hmmm? p.s. You spent way to much time working that math out, go see a doctor ;)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: Thing is, they have never measured me, so how can they claim that is the average, hmmm? It does beg the question who actually *has* had their todger that close to a ruler, and *ahem* in what particular state it was at the time... I guess there are some valid statistics out there for such things, rather than those that are invented by these spam merchants? So who carries the clipboard for the statistics?? What a job! How would that get described on a CV?? Debbie
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Bit rude so avoid if you are a prude. Got this through spam today: "90% OF MEN HAVE A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE PENIS - ARE YOU ONE OF THEM ?" Paul: Oh no! 90%?!?! God, I thought I might be average, but 90%? That is a lot! Where's their number.... Oh wait a minute... how can 90% be below average? Surely the average would reflect the 90%? So if 90% had 7inches then fine, 90% can't be below average, right? I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
What I want to know is how is it even possible for anyone to have figures like an average penis size. It's not like they are measuring and recording the size every time you visit a doctor: Nurse: "Let me just take a few measurements: Your weight? Height? Penis size?"... :eek: And it's not like you can trust any kind of survey on the subject they can conduct... I mean, how many people can you expect to be completely honest about this... :~ :)
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What I want to know is how is it even possible for anyone to have figures like an average penis size. It's not like they are measuring and recording the size every time you visit a doctor: Nurse: "Let me just take a few measurements: Your weight? Height? Penis size?"... :eek: And it's not like you can trust any kind of survey on the subject they can conduct... I mean, how many people can you expect to be completely honest about this... :~ :)
Konstantin Vasserman wrote: What I want to know is how is it even possible for anyone to have figures like an average penis size. It's not like they are measuring and recording the size every time you visit a doctor: Maybe not every time you visit the doctor but apparently there have been many surveys done, with proper measurements taken, of thousands of men. Can't say my doctor has ever asked me to participate, but they do happen. Konstantin Vasserman wrote: I mean, how many people can you expect to be completely honest about this Sad that we can't trust people on this. Also how many of us have actually measured ourselves and so how many of us can even be honest? I can't.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Paul Watson wrote: Thing is, they have never measured me, so how can they claim that is the average, hmmm? It does beg the question who actually *has* had their todger that close to a ruler, and *ahem* in what particular state it was at the time... I guess there are some valid statistics out there for such things, rather than those that are invented by these spam merchants? So who carries the clipboard for the statistics?? What a job! How would that get described on a CV?? Debbie
Debs wrote: It does beg the question who actually *has* had their todger that close to a ruler, and *ahem* in what particular state it was at the time... Well boys are boys and I can name a couple of times I have walked into the locker room after rugby practice to find the jocks measuring each other. Apparently it is important to them, like a contest. And yes, the most shudder worthy part was they certainly were in states of arousal, no good measuring a non-aroused WMD. Thankfully none of them liked me, the feeling was mutual, and I just went and used the other showers. Debs wrote: So who carries the clipboard for the statistics?? What a job! How would that get described on a CV?? There is a special interest programme here in South Africa called Carte Blanche, and one episode they were on the subject of swinging. And there, on TV, was the Measurement Queen. I kid you not. She would go around to the homes of men who wanted to join the swingers club and measure them to see if they could get in. :| People do odd things. Their life, but it is still weird.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Joao Vaz wrote: Yeah, we are two then So is the 22nd or the 24th a good time to meet for our first annual Roger Wright The Incredible fan club?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Hmm - I just checked my old ISP email account that I gave up downloading at the end of December. 410 mails, 2 of which weren't spam -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
My old ISP account is connected to a spam filter which bounces anything it doesn't like (i.e. most of them). :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
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Bit rude so avoid if you are a prude. Got this through spam today: "90% OF MEN HAVE A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE PENIS - ARE YOU ONE OF THEM ?" Paul: Oh no! 90%?!?! God, I thought I might be average, but 90%? That is a lot! Where's their number.... Oh wait a minute... how can 90% be below average? Surely the average would reflect the 90%? So if 90% had 7inches then fine, 90% can't be below average, right? I don't mind clever spam, but stupid spam is just sad and a waste of time for everyone.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
If 90% of men have a "smaller than average penis", wouldn't that mean that the "average penis size" is smaller than they think? And who got the job to determine average penis size? And why don't we ever hear about "average vaginal depth"? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
