Worst movie ever?

Megan Forbes

Chris Losinger wrote: Signs Definitely a front runner.

A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

HENDRIK R

Maybe there're real bad English (American) movies. But what I hate most of all is our German productions, made to be shown at prime-time from monday till friday.:( They have titles of at least 20 words (The man who's mother had a brother that went to ... and did ... while having ... ), and accordent to what people currently want to see they deal with abduction, rape, diseases .... And that's the most important: the movies have to be f***ing dramatically! No movie without that - except it's kind of comedy, unfortunately everytime badly modeled on American movies! So every evening I end up watching the repetitions of some old series, waiting for better times to come.:~

Debs 0

Roger Wright wrote: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes That's a classic, falling into the "so bad it's good" category, along with "Night of the Lepus" where all these giant bunny rabbits roam around terrorising the neighbourhood. Debbie

Lost User

Michael Dunn wrote: Santa With Muscles Wasn't Hulk with the WWF when he made that movie? ;P Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

Christian Graus

Signs was pretty awful. I wasn't silly enough to watch Grease II. Reign of Fire was a cowpat of a movie, IMO. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
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MS le Roux

Urban Legends 2 is high on my list. I want the time back that I wasted watching that garbage.

Lost User

Christian Graus wrote: Reign of Fire was a cowpat of a movie, IMO. Damn! My son saw the preview to this yeaterday and now is demanding I get it for him. Guess who's going to be watching a shit movie RSN? Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

Andrew Peace

Signs ain't that bad surely? But please, whatever you do, no matter how much your girlfriend wants you to, don't go see Sweet Home Alabama. It's C-R-A-P. -- Andrew.

Lost User

Plan 9 From Outer Space :~ So bad is great then goes bad again :laugh: I never did manage to watch it all the way through. Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) The tigress is here :-D

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Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman[^] I watched this when I was 13 or 14. It looked good in the shop but sucked arse in a big way. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

Konstantin Vasserman

My vote is for Signs. I can't think of a worst movie at the moment...

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

"Hardware"...what my friends and I used to call a "Tony Turkey" after the guy who picked them. :rolleyes: The best jape I witnessed was when an old friend of mine (who shall remain nameless) was wound up to expect the other guys were coming back with a blue movie from the video rental place...only to find out they'd rented a Winny the Pooh movie instead. The worst bit was that it took him a couple of minutes to work out he'd been well and truly "had". :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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David Wulff

Black Hawk Down and Pearl Harbour are pretty far down that road too. Drivel with flashing lights.

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Paul Watson

David Wulff wrote: Black Hawk Down Noooo! You girls blouse! BHD rocked. Superb movie. Of course if you went there expecting Fred Astair and Ginger then it is not the fault of the movie that you did not respect it. David Wulff wrote: Pearl Harbour That you even think of putting PH in the same sentence as BHD is an abomination. PH was weak. BHD most certainly was not. And David, I am right, you are wrong, so don't argue back. K? ;)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Paul Watson

Andrew Peace wrote: But please, whatever you do, no matter how much your girlfriend wants you to, don't go see Sweet Home Alabama. It's C-R-A-P. Sheew. Glad I escaped the other night then. Was asked if I wanted to go see SHA, I quickly did a u-turn and said I had to go back to work and err do something. Signs for what is actually was, was good. For what you expected and what they made it out to be, it sucked.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

brianwelsch

Chris Losinger wrote: Signs. X| I don't mind a stupid plot, as long as the movie admits to it, and remains entertaining. This movie pretended it had something profound to say, and failing at that did not even remain fun to watch. It was painful to watch everything unravel around Mel. BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White

Paul Watson

Chris Losinger wrote: Signs Signs for what it actually was, was good. For what you expected and what they made it out to be, it sucked. I am still waiting to see the Signs they advertised. The Signs they played was good.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Jamie Hale

I'm with Paul here. Black Hawk Down was a tremendous movie. I was expecting the PH "rah-rah-U-S-A" crap, but was thoroughly blown away. Then again, I much prefer war movies that make war look like war and not like a hollywood production. Full Metal Jacket was another good one. Pearl Harbour blew. J

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Paul Riley

Trollslayer wrote: Plan 9 From Outer Space Aliens and zombies in one movie? What more do you want, woman??? :laugh: Okay, so it's pretty bad. I can think of worse though. At least I managed to laugh most of the way through that. I can even think of worse B-movies. At least Plan 9 has the excuse of bein 40-odd years old; what's The Killer Eye's excuse? Seven Years in Tibet was probably the most tedious film I've ever sat through but too well put together to be considered worst film. Maybe Driller Killer? Paul Pleasently caving in, I come undone - Queens of the Stone Age, No One Knows

David Wulff

Paul Watson wrote: Noooo! You girls blouse! BHD rocked. Superb movie. If it was just another action movie then it would have been borderline good, but they, rather poorly and extremely distastefully, tried to associate it with a real event that should never have been approached by Hollywood. What next - Holocaust the movie? The scene with the woman ("don't you pick that up, don't you do it") was played from entirely the wrong angle, and to be bluntly honest it made me sick to know tens of thousands of American kids will be growing up believing that was what actually happened in Somalia. Paul Watson wrote: PH was weak PH was pathetic. I'm sure it would be fine for a home audience, but please Hollywood don't push your substandard romantics onto the rest of the world. SPR wasn't much better (the opening scene was the only good part on the whole wasted DVD). Paul Watson wrote: And David, I am right, you are wrong, so don't argue back. K? Not according to Josh... ;) "Yeah. What David said. Just like that, that's how it is. Ditto"

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