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    Mbeki and Blair to discuss war and cricket[^] How do I get this job? This is pretty much all I do anyway, apart from that pesky programming stuff that gets in the way. If I could get paid like Blair for it, I'd be happy as a pig in muck. :-D Tasteless, I know, but I couldn't resist Paul Pleasently caving in, I come undone - Queens of the Stone Age, No One Knows

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      Mbeki and Blair to discuss war and cricket[^] How do I get this job? This is pretty much all I do anyway, apart from that pesky programming stuff that gets in the way. If I could get paid like Blair for it, I'd be happy as a pig in muck. :-D Tasteless, I know, but I couldn't resist Paul Pleasently caving in, I come undone - Queens of the Stone Age, No One Knows

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      Paul Riley wrote: Tasteless Yep, only if someone thinks war as a decent game as cricket.

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        Paul Riley wrote: Tasteless Yep, only if someone thinks war as a decent game as cricket.

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        Fazlul Kabir wrote: Yep, only if someone thinks war as a decent game as cricket. Yeah well, I know you don't have a massively high opinion of me and I don't expect you to, but I hope you don't honestly think I'm suggesting that. It just seems to be the only two topics of conversation anyone considers worth talking about lately. I even tried to bring up the economy last week and still got dragged into talking about war. But I'll come up with something ridiculous to talk about tomorrow (I refuse to spend another Friday on war) and there'll be no stopping me talking about the cricket soon enough. :-D Paul Pleasently caving in, I come undone - Queens of the Stone Age, No One Knows

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          Fazlul Kabir wrote: Yep, only if someone thinks war as a decent game as cricket. Yeah well, I know you don't have a massively high opinion of me and I don't expect you to, but I hope you don't honestly think I'm suggesting that. It just seems to be the only two topics of conversation anyone considers worth talking about lately. I even tried to bring up the economy last week and still got dragged into talking about war. But I'll come up with something ridiculous to talk about tomorrow (I refuse to spend another Friday on war) and there'll be no stopping me talking about the cricket soon enough. :-D Paul Pleasently caving in, I come undone - Queens of the Stone Age, No One Knows

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          Paul Riley wrote: I know you don't have a massively high opinion of me No offense intended..

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            Paul Riley wrote: I know you don't have a massively high opinion of me No offense intended..

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            Fazlul Kabir wrote: No offense intended None taken. Honest injun... I don't take anything said here that seriously; if I did, I'd go mad. I've done my bit for the war effort for this week. Anything else I say is very likely to be pure stupidity. I just wanted to be sure you knew that :-D Paul Pleasently caving in, I come undone - Queens of the Stone Age, No One Knows

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              Fazlul Kabir wrote: Yep, only if someone thinks war as a decent game as cricket. Yeah well, I know you don't have a massively high opinion of me and I don't expect you to, but I hope you don't honestly think I'm suggesting that. It just seems to be the only two topics of conversation anyone considers worth talking about lately. I even tried to bring up the economy last week and still got dragged into talking about war. But I'll come up with something ridiculous to talk about tomorrow (I refuse to spend another Friday on war) and there'll be no stopping me talking about the cricket soon enough. :-D Paul Pleasently caving in, I come undone - Queens of the Stone Age, No One Knows

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              Paul Riley wrote: I refuse to spend another Friday on war Bravo! We could all use a break.:-D How 'bout them Dodgers? Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
              Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                Mbeki and Blair to discuss war and cricket[^] How do I get this job? This is pretty much all I do anyway, apart from that pesky programming stuff that gets in the way. If I could get paid like Blair for it, I'd be happy as a pig in muck. :-D Tasteless, I know, but I couldn't resist Paul Pleasently caving in, I come undone - Queens of the Stone Age, No One Knows

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                I've always felt that the perfect job would be as a towel boy at the YWCA. I applied once, but they just looked at me funny, and never called back for an interview. Second choice would be doorman at the sperm bank... "Bye now, thanks for coming..." Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                  I've always felt that the perfect job would be as a towel boy at the YWCA. I applied once, but they just looked at me funny, and never called back for an interview. Second choice would be doorman at the sperm bank... "Bye now, thanks for coming..." Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                  Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                  Roger Wright wrote: would be as a towel boy at the YWCA :eek: I read that as YMCA at first. Roger Wright wrote: Second choice would be doorman at the sperm bank... "Bye now, thanks for coming..." :laugh: :laugh: Roger, you are forcing me closer and closer to killing my pretty sig and just putting in a huge list of Roger Wright Quips.

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                  Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                    Roger Wright wrote: would be as a towel boy at the YWCA :eek: I read that as YMCA at first. Roger Wright wrote: Second choice would be doorman at the sperm bank... "Bye now, thanks for coming..." :laugh: :laugh: Roger, you are forcing me closer and closer to killing my pretty sig and just putting in a huge list of Roger Wright Quips.

                    Paul Watson
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                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                    Paul Watson wrote: I read that as YMCA at first. Freudian slip? Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                    Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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