Losing patience with my neighbours

Fazlul Kabir

This is hilarious.. I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr Bush "For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what. I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is. ... Like Mr Bush, I've run out of patience, and if that's a good enough reason for the President, it's good enough for me. I'm going to give the whole street two weeks - no, 10 days - to come out in the open and hand over all aliens and interplanetary hijackers, galactic outlaws and interstellar terrorist masterminds, and if they don't hand them over nicely and say 'Thank you', I'm going to bomb the entire street to kingdom come."

Chris Austin

Cute...but little more than preaching to the choir and intellectual masturbation. What Would Uncle Steve Do?. -Michael Martin

Fazlul Kabir

Hey, we're in the soapbox, aren't we? Chris Austin wrote: but little more than preaching to the choir and intellectual masturbation Why so? BTW.

Chris Austin

Because, most the people who (read peeps in the US) "need" to understand his allegory aren't going to be reading the guardian. Knowing this, he is just speaking to a group of like-minded people. It's like a group of scientist who made a spectacular break through telling each other how smart they are rather than submitting their findings for scientific scrutiny. What Would Uncle Steve Do?. -Michael Martin

Fazlul Kabir

Ok, that clears up. Thanks.

Chris Austin

Your Welcome. What Would Uncle Steve Do?. -Michael Martin

Roger Wright

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Thanks, Fazlul! Made my day:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003