Some weekend web sites

[David Wulff]

http://www.smellypoop.com/[^] Send a friend a gift wrapped diaper or a box of dog shit. It's better than an e-card, I'll give them that. I wonder http://www.sweetrelease.com/[^] Fancy some scented semen or some voluptuous vaginal discharge? And of course the products also guarantee weight loss and hair growth. Comes with a 30 day money back offer, presumably if you can prove your lover’s secretions are incorrectly flavoured.

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David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

[Lost User]

The testimonials are great. :laugh: Mike Mullikin :beer:

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. - Emo Philips

[Megan Forbes]

David Wulff wrote: And of course the products also guarantee weight loss I'm sure they do! I would imagine that swallowing human excrement would have the same effect on the digestive system as swallowing mouldy meat with maggots hatching in it :eek:

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A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

[Jim Crafton]

Megan Forbes wrote: swallowing human excrement Hey! Thanks for the image...! :) Ech...not even mentat training can combat that ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!