JOTD : Last Years Present...

[Kant]

Last Years Present... A gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in- law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he bought her nothing. She was quick to comment, loud and long, on his thoughtlessness. The gentleman said only one thing - "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year." ;P Kant Sonork-100.28114 Don't :beer: and Drive.

[Roger Wright]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: It might be worth having a mother-in-law again, just to pull this one!:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

[Rohit Sinha]

:laugh: That reminds me of this: When I was grown enough to get married, I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types ladies used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. :-D
  Regards,

Rohit Sinha

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

That's priceless! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch

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