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Jorgen Sigvardsson

Pull my finger fat bastard! http://store.yahoo.com/pullmyfinger-storer/pulmyfinfatb.html[^] "Pick up Women with THE ALL NEW ATMitations" :~ -- Yeeeeehaaaaawwwwd!

David Wulff

Talking of Fat Bastard, last week a friend went up to a young boy and girl who were playing pool down at my local and said in a very loud Fat Bastard voice: "GET IN MY BELLY!" They left immeadiately after that game. Strange that. :~

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Jorgen Sigvardsson

:omg: Why on earth did he do that? My guess is that he's had a few pints too much. But the answer can't be as simple as too much alcohol - if it was me, I'd have to drink so much, I would have serious problem uttering the words "GET IN MY BELLY!". Much less walk up to them! -- Yeeeeehaaaaawwwwd!

David Wulff

He wasn't drunk, we just wanted the pool table. :-O It was about half ten anyway, and the top room was full of smoke (you don't realise when you're inside, but if you leave and come back in after a few minutes you will have difficulty breathing for quite some time), so the children really shouldn't have been there accompanied or not. Anyway, it's not like they went running off crying when he said it, they finished their game and then ran out crying walked out calmly. :suss:

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Jorgen Sigvardsson

David Wulff wrote: He wasn't drunk, we just wanted the pool table. Doh! Of course! Send my compliments to your friend. Great trick, I think I'll remember that next time when all pool tables are occupied. David Wulff wrote: you don't realise when you're inside, but if you leave and come back in after a few minutes you will have difficulty breathing for quite some time I know exactly what you mean. When I get home from my favorite pool house, I smell like someone who's been smoking constantly for the last 30 years. And I don't even touch fags! [Ponder on that one americans]. David Wulff wrote: Anyway, it's not like they went running off crying when he said it, they finished their game and then ran out crying walked out calmly. It could've been worse - they could've become catatonic. Then you'd never have gotten rid of them. -- Yeeeeehaaaaawwwwd!