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  • K Kannan Kalyanaraman

    Thanks Paul, what do ya think chances of SA making it to supersix :-) Its sad to see people burning posters of cricketers(no exceptions, even tendulkar got burned :(( ) and is making headlines. How are people reacting to the defeats so far, I know its nothing like it is in India. I hope we win the remaining matches and making it to the supersix. Cheers Kannan

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    Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: How are people reacting to the defeats so far, I know its nothing like it is in India. Yeah we don't burn effigies or tar and feather players homes. Obviously most of us are sad about the whole thing. We want our boys to do well and we are disapointed and realise that something needs to change (even though we have come up against two inspired batting performances, first Lara and then Fleming.) But most of us still support them and cheer them on. Not as proud as before but still behind them. No giving up on them, they need our support more than ever (just as the India players do) :) Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: what do ya think chances of SA making it to supersix Not too good IMO. We have to win all our remaining games (not too hard) but then the Windies have to beat Sri Lanka as well for us to get through. I don't like relying on other teams to win or loose to get through. Plus Sri Lanka will probably beat the Windies. Ah well.

    Paul Watson
    Bluegrass
    Cape Town, South Africa

    Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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      Megan Forbes wrote: After all, cricket is still a game No, here in India Cricket is a religion. A religion where about 999999985 people watch and 15 people participate, of which 11 are the most active participants. All the action has to come through these 11 people. People are not angry because we lost, but because we lost so miserably (of course some people are also angry just because we lost, but then there always are exceptions). People are angry because they feel that they spend all their time doing ads and endorsing products and performing in shows and what not. People are angry because they feel they have been let down. By doing all the protest marches, burning photos, posters and effigies, they are just venting out their anger and the frustration of not being able to do anything themselves. You won't understand how important Cricket is in the life of Indians till you have spent some time here. :) And yeah, one more thing. There is an SMS based campaign going on here which is asking people not to buy products endorsed by cricketers. That'll teach them to stop doing ads and concentrate on Cricket instead. We don't want to see how good they look on the camera. They are not models for gods sake! They are Cricketers and that's what we want them to do, plain and simple.
      Regards,

      Rohit Sinha

      Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
      - Abraham Lincoln

      The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
      - Anonymous

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      Rohit Sinha wrote: They are not models for gods sake! They are Cricketers and that's what we want them to do, plain and simple. In that case it's understandable (although I wouldn't like to be caught in the middle of it!). I often wonder how the English football team can lose a game without an uproar - some of them are paid £250000 a week, or so I'm told. Seems hard to believe! Rohit Sinha wrote: You won't understand how important Cricket is in the life of Indians till you have spent some time here. Now that I would love to do someday - my Dad was born in Dehra Dun, in the north of India at the end of the war :)

      Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

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        Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: * You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all the houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated in the middle and shout at the top of your voice, "I'm fantastic in bed!". That's Spam. ROFL! :laugh: That's the best illustration of how sad spammers are that I've ever heard. :) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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        Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: * You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all the houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated in the middle and shout at the top of your voice, "I'm fantastic in bed!". That's Spam. ROFL! That's the best illustration of how sad spammers are that I've ever heard. But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... :rolleyes:

        Paul Watson
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        Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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          Rohit Sinha wrote: They are not models for gods sake! They are Cricketers and that's what we want them to do, plain and simple. In that case it's understandable (although I wouldn't like to be caught in the middle of it!). I often wonder how the English football team can lose a game without an uproar - some of them are paid £250000 a week, or so I'm told. Seems hard to believe! Rohit Sinha wrote: You won't understand how important Cricket is in the life of Indians till you have spent some time here. Now that I would love to do someday - my Dad was born in Dehra Dun, in the north of India at the end of the war :)

          Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

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          Megan Forbes wrote: Now that I would love to do someday - my Dad was born in Dehra Dun, in the north of India at the end of the war Wow! Nice to know that. :cool: And of course I know where Dehra Dun is (Dehra Doon for some). I'm from north India too. Do let me know if you ever come to this part of the globe. Dehra Dun is just a few hundred kilometers from where my parents live and I might plan a combo trip to Allahabad and Dehra Dun. I've never been there before. Dehra Dun I mean. It's a beautiful place.
          Regards,

          Rohit Sinha

          Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
          - Abraham Lincoln

          The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
          - Anonymous

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            Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: * You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all the houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated in the middle and shout at the top of your voice, "I'm fantastic in bed!". That's Spam. ROFL! That's the best illustration of how sad spammers are that I've ever heard. But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... :rolleyes:

            Paul Watson
            Bluegrass
            Cape Town, South Africa

            Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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            Paul Watson wrote: But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... Yeah, right... ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

            "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
            - Marcia Graesch

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              Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: How are people reacting to the defeats so far, I know its nothing like it is in India. Yeah we don't burn effigies or tar and feather players homes. Obviously most of us are sad about the whole thing. We want our boys to do well and we are disapointed and realise that something needs to change (even though we have come up against two inspired batting performances, first Lara and then Fleming.) But most of us still support them and cheer them on. Not as proud as before but still behind them. No giving up on them, they need our support more than ever (just as the India players do) :) Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: what do ya think chances of SA making it to supersix Not too good IMO. We have to win all our remaining games (not too hard) but then the Windies have to beat Sri Lanka as well for us to get through. I don't like relying on other teams to win or loose to get through. Plus Sri Lanka will probably beat the Windies. Ah well.

              Paul Watson
              Bluegrass
              Cape Town, South Africa

              Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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              Paul Watson wrote: Yeah we don't burn effigies or tar and feather players homes. IMO burning effigies and posters and taking out protest marches are still OK to an extent (atleast they don't do any damage), but throwing stones and tar and cowdung and what not at players' homes is too much. People have also threatened them to come back with the cup or else don't come back at all. This is getting out of hand. The situation will get even more nasty if we lose the match against Zimbabwe tomorrow. And please read my response to Megan for my take on the issue.
              Regards,

              Rohit Sinha

              Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
              - Abraham Lincoln

              The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
              - Anonymous

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                Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: * You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all the houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated in the middle and shout at the top of your voice, "I'm fantastic in bed!". That's Spam. ROFL! That's the best illustration of how sad spammers are that I've ever heard. But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... :rolleyes:

                Paul Watson
                Bluegrass
                Cape Town, South Africa

                Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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                Paul Watson wrote: And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! Plus we all must do our best to improve the gene pool. :rolleyes:
                Regards,

                Rohit Sinha

                Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
                - Abraham Lincoln

                The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
                - Anonymous

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                • R Rohit Sinha

                  Megan Forbes wrote: Now that I would love to do someday - my Dad was born in Dehra Dun, in the north of India at the end of the war Wow! Nice to know that. :cool: And of course I know where Dehra Dun is (Dehra Doon for some). I'm from north India too. Do let me know if you ever come to this part of the globe. Dehra Dun is just a few hundred kilometers from where my parents live and I might plan a combo trip to Allahabad and Dehra Dun. I've never been there before. Dehra Dun I mean. It's a beautiful place.
                  Regards,

                  Rohit Sinha

                  Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
                  - Abraham Lincoln

                  The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
                  - Anonymous

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                  Rohit Sinha wrote: Do let me know if you ever come to this part of the globe. Dehra Dun is just a few hundred kilometers from where my parents live and I might plan a combo trip to Allahabad and Dehra Dun That would be cool - a CPian gathering in north India! :jig: Unfortunately it will probably be about 2 years before we get round to it, but I definitely want to before leaving the UK (as travelling from here is so much easier). Rohit Sinha wrote: It's a beautiful place. I believe so. I have friends who have been to various area's of India, and loved it (except the trains, one got cholera while waiting 3 days for a train and ended up in hospital :rolleyes: ). Also, photo's my grandparents took make the jungle look awesome, although they are all brown and white, so the colours have to be imagined. :)

                  Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

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                    Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: * You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all the houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated in the middle and shout at the top of your voice, "I'm fantastic in bed!". That's Spam. ROFL! That's the best illustration of how sad spammers are that I've ever heard. But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... :rolleyes:

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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                    My apologies Paul, it was too good to pass up! :-D (look down) You'd better start hoping the others are feeling witty today for a quick replacement...

                    But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                    • K Kannan Kalyanaraman

                      I found this at sellsbrothers[^] page :-) Cheers Kannan What is Meant by "Marketing"? Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up: * You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. * You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. * You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say," Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." that's Telemarketing. * You're at a party and see a handsome man. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," And reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. * You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. * You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep. * Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. That's Technical Service. * You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all the houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated in the middle and shout at the top of your voice, "I'm fantastic in bed!". That's Spam. * You hear about women like this but never meet one. That's False Advertising.

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                      Couldn't resits. You place a post on CP stating "I am fantastic in bed." and place a clickety for the video. That's Internet Marketing. ;) Jeremy Oldham

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                        Paul Watson wrote: Did you check if they had adams apples? I utilized more than one verification method to check that, as a matter of fact. It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
                        Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

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                        So then Roger, how's your arm cast going? Stopped hurting yet? ;P

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                          I found this at sellsbrothers[^] page :-) Cheers Kannan What is Meant by "Marketing"? Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up: * You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. * You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. * You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say," Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." that's Telemarketing. * You're at a party and see a handsome man. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," And reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. * You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. * You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep. * Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. That's Technical Service. * You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all the houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated in the middle and shout at the top of your voice, "I'm fantastic in bed!". That's Spam. * You hear about women like this but never meet one. That's False Advertising.

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                          Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. That's Technical Service. :laugh::laugh::laugh: This is one koool.. «If a man does his best, what else is there?»

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                            My apologies Paul, it was too good to pass up! :-D (look down) You'd better start hoping the others are feeling witty today for a quick replacement...

                            But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                            Megan Forbes wrote: (look down) You'd better start hoping the others are feeling witty today for a quick replacement... :laugh: :laugh: You see what I am saying? People are going to get the wrong impression of me, taken totally out of context. *paul is secretly chuffed, as usual* ;)

                            Paul Watson
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                            Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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                              Megan Forbes wrote: (look down) You'd better start hoping the others are feeling witty today for a quick replacement... :laugh: :laugh: You see what I am saying? People are going to get the wrong impression of me, taken totally out of context. *paul is secretly chuffed, as usual* ;)

                              Paul Watson
                              Bluegrass
                              Cape Town, South Africa

                              Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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                              Paul Watson wrote: taken totally out of context Totally, totally.... you realise you are making it sound like it's not true... ;P :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: *paul is secretly chuffed, as usual* :) How's it looking out there today? Beautiful sunny day here, but I came to work with 3 jackets, 1 jersey, a shirt, a scarf and gloves. (iow. damned freezing!!!!)

                              But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                                Paul Watson wrote: But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... Yeah, right... ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                - Marcia Graesch

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                                Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Yeah, right... You are just envious I do not walk down your street and stand on your roof. ;P

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                                Bluegrass
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                                  Paul Watson wrote: taken totally out of context Totally, totally.... you realise you are making it sound like it's not true... ;P :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: *paul is secretly chuffed, as usual* :) How's it looking out there today? Beautiful sunny day here, but I came to work with 3 jackets, 1 jersey, a shirt, a scarf and gloves. (iow. damned freezing!!!!)

                                  But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                                  Megan Forbes wrote: you realise you are making it sound like it's not true It isn't true. I am a direct marketer, not a spammer. More satisfying that way. :rolleyes: Megan Forbes wrote: How's it looking out there today? Beautiful sunny day here, but I came to work with 3 jackets, 1 jersey, a shirt, a scarf and gloves. (iow. damned freezing!!!!) Actually not too bad today. Bit hot in the afternoon but nothing too major. Got a frikkin wasp buzzing about the office though, nice big yellow and black one. Last week it started making a nest on our router! I kid you not. Now it is flying about the back of my PC, so if I go offline you know why.

                                  Paul Watson
                                  Bluegrass
                                  Cape Town, South Africa

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                                    Megan Forbes wrote: you realise you are making it sound like it's not true It isn't true. I am a direct marketer, not a spammer. More satisfying that way. :rolleyes: Megan Forbes wrote: How's it looking out there today? Beautiful sunny day here, but I came to work with 3 jackets, 1 jersey, a shirt, a scarf and gloves. (iow. damned freezing!!!!) Actually not too bad today. Bit hot in the afternoon but nothing too major. Got a frikkin wasp buzzing about the office though, nice big yellow and black one. Last week it started making a nest on our router! I kid you not. Now it is flying about the back of my PC, so if I go offline you know why.

                                    Paul Watson
                                    Bluegrass
                                    Cape Town, South Africa

                                    Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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                                    Paul Watson wrote: Now it is flying about the back of my PC, so if I go offline you know why Now this scenario I have advice for. Get closer (yes, closer) till he shows an interest in you. Then walk slowly (making sure he follows) over to the guy in the furthest corner from you. Stand close to him (while trying not to appear gay), and the wasp should transfer it's interest to him. Of course, I'm not speaking from evil experience or anything.... :-O

                                    But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                                      Paul Watson wrote: Now it is flying about the back of my PC, so if I go offline you know why Now this scenario I have advice for. Get closer (yes, closer) till he shows an interest in you. Then walk slowly (making sure he follows) over to the guy in the furthest corner from you. Stand close to him (while trying not to appear gay), and the wasp should transfer it's interest to him. Of course, I'm not speaking from evil experience or anything.... :-O

                                      But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                                      Megan Forbes wrote: Stand close to him (while trying not to appear gay), and the wasp should transfer it's interest to him. Of course, I'm not speaking from evil experience or anything.... Muwahahahahahaha!

                                      Paul Watson
                                      Bluegrass
                                      Cape Town, South Africa

                                      Megan Forbes wrote: Stand close to him (while trying not to appear gay), and the wasp should transfer it's interest to him. Of course, I'm not speaking from evil experience or anything....

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                                        Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Yeah, right... You are just envious I do not walk down your street and stand on your roof. ;P

                                        Paul Watson
                                        Bluegrass
                                        Cape Town, South Africa

                                        Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

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                                        Hehe you come over and try it and I'll get my camera. ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                        "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                        - Marcia Graesch

                                        Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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