American History according to GW Bush

[Ed Gadziemski]

1783 - kicked the poop out of (KTPOO) Britain 1814 - see previous item 1837 - KTPOO Mexico; annexed Texas 1865 - KTPOO the damn Yankees; annexed Northern states 1898 - KTPOO Spain; annexed Cuba, Puerto Rico, etc. 1918 - KTPOO Germany; annexed Britain 1945 - see previous item; annexed Japan and Germany 1953 - KTPOO North Korea; annexed South Korea 1975 - KTPOO North Viet Nam; un-annexed South Viet Nam 1989 - KTPOO Soviet Union; annexed eastern Europe 1991 - KTPOO Iraq; annexed Kuwait 2001 - KTPOO Osama bin Laden; annexed Afghanistan 2003 - KTPOO Iraq, France, and Germany; annexed entire middle east and rest of western Europe

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

:wtf::laugh: -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

[Fazlul Kabir]

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[Paul Watson]

Fazlul Kabir wrote: GWB would have probably replaced the term "annexed" by "liberated" Naah, he would get "liberated" wrong and say "inebriate." e.g. America inebriates Tokyo. ;)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: (on the matter of not buying French products) But French Poodles make the best tacos!

[Ed Gadziemski]

I'm surviving. We had 24 inches of snow officially. I've been having trouble with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome; my hands hurt like the dickens while shoveling and are still sore today.