I need to pee!!!

Megan Forbes

:laugh: Damn! Giles wrote: rather than the monkeys they do over here resulting in a high staff turnover It's a shame they can't bring in more intelligent bus drivers as well. This morning I had only a £10 note when getting onto the bus (something I try my best not to do, but hey, it's the smallest donomination a cash machine will spit out). So the bus driver starts moaning about the lack of foresight small change in his kitty, takes the note and says I should get the change back from him when I get off. So, after my 5 stops, I ask for change before getting off. He starts counting labourously, and, considering the effort he was going to, I didn't check the amount handed to me in multiple coins. Anyway - cut a long story short - when I got to work, I counted the cash, and he'd given me back the full £10 in small change, instead of the £9,30 I was due. 2 extra chocolates coming up for me! :-D

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Giles

Nice. I love it when that happens. About 2 weeks ago, I paid for something with a £10 note, but they gave me a 20 back. I pointed it out as I'm nice like that...sometimes. :-D Quote from a clever bloke : "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

Megan Forbes

Giles wrote: I pointed it out as I'm nice like that...sometimes. Yeah, it's not worth the dirty feeling afterwards if you don't. But in this case I was totally innocent :cool: One other funny thing about bus drivers in our area - they seem to need glasses. I'm 27 - 12 years older than the maximum age for child fares (40p instead of 70p), but at least once a week a driver charges me as a child. Admittedly, this does happen more often when I have a woolen hat on for the cold, but occasionally it even happens with no hat! Then I'm left with a dillema - do I embarress the bus driver and give back the 30p, or keep the 30p and feel guilty... Oh for life without a conscience! :rolleyes:

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Giles

Your not really short are you? A friend from Uni was recently ID'd in the supermarket when she was buying a bottle of wine with her weekly shop. She's 29. She asked if it was some kind of joke, which it was not. I think the person on the till was quite embaresed when she finally found something, which took a while as she does not usually carry any. Quote from a clever bloke : "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

Megan Forbes

Giles wrote: Your not really short are you? :-O Well, not that short - 5,2. Anyway - I was told that CP is a shortism safe zone... ;P

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David Wulff

Lol! I'd be flattered that he didn't notice the grey hair wrinkles and thought I was a fifteen year old again. :)

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David Wulff

You are taller than my mum. As a rule of thumb we keep all the junk food, soda pop, chocolate, alcohol and pickled onions in the house on the middle and top shelves in the kitchen because she can only reach the bottom shelf without using her reaching stool. I can remember a time whne I used to look up to my mother -- now I just keep tripping over her! (Sorry mum... :-O)

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Megan Forbes

David Wulff wrote: didn't notice the grey hair wrinkles Who you saying has grey hair and wrinkles? :mad: David Wulff wrote: I'd be flattered Lol - precisely, but the first time I tried to give a driver back the 30p he got all embarressed instead of laughing. Sometimes it's just easier to keep quiet about these things. :)

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David Wulff

Megan Forbes wrote: Who you saying has grey hair and wrinkles? Me. I learn't not to tell a woman that in life skills lessons. ;) Megan Forbes wrote: the first time I tried to give a driver back the 30p he got all embarressed instead of laughing Do you have a regular driver? If so, note down his name from his badge and the next time he asks you for a child fair pull the old "James? James is that you? I haven't seen you since the war!" routine and see what he does. :)

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Giles

5,2? really? My other half says she's 5,2 but she is really 5,1 going on 5,0. :-D Quote from a clever bloke : "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

Megan Forbes

David Wulff wrote: You are tall :-D Yep - hear that - I'm tall! David Wulff wrote: You are taller than my mum. :-O Oh well - still not bad...

But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

David Wulff

From my e-mail (I had to read it twice just to make sure):

David Wulff wrote:
You are tall

:-D Yep - hear that - I'm tall!

David Wulff wrote:
You are taller than my mum.

:-O Oh well - still not bad...

But I am fantastic in bed!

:laugh:

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Rohit Sinha

Giles wrote: About 2 weeks ago, I paid for something with a £10 note, but they gave me a 20 back. I pointed it out as I'm nice like that...sometimes. I have had similar incidents happen with me too. On several occasions I have had money returned to me when I gave a Rs. 50 note instead of a Rs. 10 note, and a Rs. 500 note instead of a Rs. 100 note. Of course, I have had chances to do this too, return money that is. Small incidents like these make me feel good and warm all over, and restore/reinforce my faith in the human race. :) Thanks for sharing. :rose:
Regards,

Rohit Sinha

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MS le Roux

I'm around 5'2" too (1.57 m). The step-stool is the most useful thing in my house <sigh />.

Megan Forbes

:laugh: *bellylaugh* :laugh: Ouch - my stomach - it hurts us!

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Good for you hun. Well done. :rose: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Megan Forbes

Giles wrote: 5,2? really? Yes, really. I usually tell people I'm 5,3 :-O - but if you can't be honest with your cyber friends, who can you be honest with? :rolleyes:

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

I think I'm about 5'7" to 5'8" which is just short enough for me not to attract too much attention. I do know one girl who towers over me though (she must be at least 6'2") and she seems to manage OK too. :) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Megan Forbes

MS le Roux wrote: The step-stool is the most useful thing in my house Sounds about right - the worst thing is the way my husband finds it so hilarious!

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Steve S

Then kick him until he stops laughing, or point out he's replaceable... My wife is 4,11 (but always insists 5,0) and I wouldn't dream of making fun of her (ahem) shortcomings - she might decide to do likewise with me, and while my height is not an issue, I'm sure she'd be able to find something else... Of course, our 3 yr old uses her step-stool to reach stuff he shouldn't, which is a different problem altogether. Steve S [This signature space available for rent]