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  • M Megan Forbes

    Giles wrote: Your not really short are you? :-O Well, not that short - 5,2. Anyway - I was told that CP is a shortism safe zone... ;P

    But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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    MS le Roux
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    I'm around 5'2" too (1.57 m). The step-stool is the most useful thing in my house <sigh />.

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      From my e-mail (I had to read it twice just to make sure):

      David Wulff wrote:
      You are tall

      :-D Yep - hear that - I'm tall!

      David Wulff wrote:
      You are taller than my mum.

      :-O Oh well - still not bad...

      But I am fantastic in bed!

      :laugh:

      David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk I am only here to amuse myself. Anyone else is a bonus.

      h.a.s: 2.0.4

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      Megan Forbes
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      :laugh: *bellylaugh* :laugh: Ouch - my stomach - it hurts us!

      But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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      • G Giles

        Nice. I love it when that happens. About 2 weeks ago, I paid for something with a £10 note, but they gave me a 20 back. I pointed it out as I'm nice like that...sometimes. :-D Quote from a clever bloke : "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

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        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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        Good for you hun. Well done. :rose: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

        "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
        - Marcia Graesch

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        • G Giles

          5,2? really? My other half says she's 5,2 but she is really 5,1 going on 5,0. :-D Quote from a clever bloke : "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

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          Megan Forbes
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          Giles wrote: 5,2? really? Yes, really. I usually tell people I'm 5,3 :-O - but if you can't be honest with your cyber friends, who can you be honest with? :rolleyes:

          But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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          • M Megan Forbes

            Giles wrote: Your not really short are you? :-O Well, not that short - 5,2. Anyway - I was told that CP is a shortism safe zone... ;P

            But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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            I think I'm about 5'7" to 5'8" which is just short enough for me not to attract too much attention. I do know one girl who towers over me though (she must be at least 6'2") and she seems to manage OK too. :) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

            "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
            - Marcia Graesch

            Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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            • M MS le Roux

              I'm around 5'2" too (1.57 m). The step-stool is the most useful thing in my house <sigh />.

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              MS le Roux wrote: The step-stool is the most useful thing in my house Sounds about right - the worst thing is the way my husband finds it so hilarious!

              But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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              • M Megan Forbes

                MS le Roux wrote: The step-stool is the most useful thing in my house Sounds about right - the worst thing is the way my husband finds it so hilarious!

                But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                Then kick him until he stops laughing, or point out he's replaceable... My wife is 4,11 (but always insists 5,0) and I wouldn't dream of making fun of her (ahem) shortcomings - she might decide to do likewise with me, and while my height is not an issue, I'm sure she'd be able to find something else... Of course, our 3 yr old uses her step-stool to reach stuff he shouldn't, which is a different problem altogether. Steve S [This signature space available for rent]

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                  Giles wrote: I pointed it out as I'm nice like that...sometimes. Yeah, it's not worth the dirty feeling afterwards if you don't. But in this case I was totally innocent :cool: One other funny thing about bus drivers in our area - they seem to need glasses. I'm 27 - 12 years older than the maximum age for child fares (40p instead of 70p), but at least once a week a driver charges me as a child. Admittedly, this does happen more often when I have a woolen hat on for the cold, but occasionally it even happens with no hat! Then I'm left with a dillema - do I embarress the bus driver and give back the 30p, or keep the 30p and feel guilty... Oh for life without a conscience! :rolleyes:

                  But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                  just consider it a compliment! :rose:\:cool:

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                    Then kick him until he stops laughing, or point out he's replaceable... My wife is 4,11 (but always insists 5,0) and I wouldn't dream of making fun of her (ahem) shortcomings - she might decide to do likewise with me, and while my height is not an issue, I'm sure she'd be able to find something else... Of course, our 3 yr old uses her step-stool to reach stuff he shouldn't, which is a different problem altogether. Steve S [This signature space available for rent]

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                    Megan Forbes
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                    Steve S wrote: Then kick him until he stops laughing, or point out he's replaceable :laugh: Problem is - I don't think he is replaceable! Steve S wrote: our 3 yr old uses her step-stool to reach stuff he shouldn't, which is a different problem altogether :) Lol

                    But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                      Giles wrote: I pointed it out as I'm nice like that...sometimes. Yeah, it's not worth the dirty feeling afterwards if you don't. But in this case I was totally innocent :cool: One other funny thing about bus drivers in our area - they seem to need glasses. I'm 27 - 12 years older than the maximum age for child fares (40p instead of 70p), but at least once a week a driver charges me as a child. Admittedly, this does happen more often when I have a woolen hat on for the cold, but occasionally it even happens with no hat! Then I'm left with a dillema - do I embarress the bus driver and give back the 30p, or keep the 30p and feel guilty... Oh for life without a conscience! :rolleyes:

                      But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                      Megan Forbes wrote: at least once a week a driver charges me as a child. Lucky girl! Enjoy it while it lasts.:-D The last time I was asked for ID to buy :beer: I was 38 - if the clerk had been a girl, I think I would have kissed her.:cool: It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
                      Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

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