My computer language is better than yours

[Kent Sharkey]

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Go and Swift take another step up the programming-language ladder

He must use the same as me

[PIEBALDconsult]

Up the ladder of the gallows scaffold.

[Paul M Watt]

;P

[Vivi Chellappa]

1. Curly brackets are better than begin....end 2. Semicolons are better than new line.. 3. Reserved words are not good at all. I should be able to use 'integer' as a variable name and assign 3.14 to it. 4. C is better than your choice of {C++, Java, HTML 5, .........} 5. Let us kill Fortran. 6. COBOL is the devil's spawn. You can add anything you fancy to the list.

[Sumuj John]

Just lol. Nothing else!