Male inadequecy

[Kevnar]

A woman takes a guy home from the bar. She gets ready for a night of romance, but is a bit worried that the guy's penis might be too small. She lays in bed waiting for him and he is nowhere to be seen. Finally she comes out and finds him in the kitchen boiling a single noodle of macaroni. "What are you doing?" she asks. The guy replies, "I'm all out of condoms..."

"You only disagree because you're a moron. If you were a man of intelligence you would see that I'm obviously right." - The General Consensus

[Paul Watson]

Kevnar wrote: The guy replies, "I'm all out of condoms..." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Macaroni are the short but thick pasta, right? You think he would cook it aldente? But at least they will have some post-coital snacks... X|

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er DavidW wrote: You are totally mad. Nice.

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

ROFL! :laugh: By the sound of it I think she'd be better off with a Clockwork Cucumber. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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