Dodgy home cooking

[Lost User]

Sounds like you're settling in Nish :) Glad to see things working out :rose: Elaine The tigress is here :-D

[Rohit Sinha]

Can't you phone in somewhere and they will do a home deilvery? Why do you need to go out? You can order food on the net too, I suppose? And oh yeah, I can cook food too, almost edible, but Indian only. :)
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Rohit Sinha

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[Paul Watson]

Chris Maunder wrote: but my day job is stopping me from pursuing my dream of being the next Jamie Oliver. Well, the day job and the fact that I'm not rackishly good looking and don't say 'pucker' every second word And that you are not naked... in London... with more friends than BBC has viewers (anyone else notice that Jamie Oliver has more pucker/best mates than a man handing out free X at a rave party?) Maybe you can settle for being Nigel, the Basic Chef... or whatever he calls himself. (a 40 year old balding chap in London riding Jamies coattails.) Chris Maunder wrote: Anyone else cooked (and for bonus points, eaten) something a little rank lately? I finally figured out what is wrong with my fridge (a bar fridge.) I have my microwave ontop of it. So every time I use the microwave it nukes the fridge and the freezer compartment liquifies. Ok so yes, No Duh Paul. :rolleyes: The other night I took out some frozen crumbed fish to fry up. Smelled a touch odd but nothing serious. In the pan they started crumbling, but I ignored that. I spooned some basmati rice onto my fork, a dollop of mayo onto the fish and then into my mouth. Never painted a wall that fast I can tell you. X| So I had two minute noodles, egg on bread and yoghurt for dinner instead. :-D I like to cook but not having an oven is a pain and is cramping my style lol.

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[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Not lately, but Corned Beef Hash cooked in Guinness was a notable disaster of mine. X| Another one is adding Worcester sauce to mashed potato - it tastes great but looks like shit! Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[Chris Losinger]

Chris Maunder wrote: Anyone else cooked (and for bonus points, eaten) something a little rank lately? i'm about to! i was volunteered to cook for a dinner party tonight. and for whatever reason, i'm having a mental block coming up with something good to make. so, i think it's gonna be a little rank (made with $35 of fresh grouper, no less). -c

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[Chris Maunder]

Paul Watson wrote: Maybe you can settle for being Nigel For a moment I thought you meant Nigella[^]. Mmmmmm :D cheers, Chris Maunder

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Hey Chris you're drooling! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Nigella rules. She sometimes makes food as hot as herself. ;) -- It's not unusual to be picked up by a klingon woman It's not unusual to have fun with a klingon When I see you kicking me around It's not unusual to see me cry, I wanna die

[Michael A Barnhart]

My first thought: That is what the kids dog is for. He just got the last piece of liver and loves the stuff. Chris Maunder wrote: I've just cooked something that smelled like wet grass clippings. I cook better than that. You just need more Cayenne peppers or Olive Oil depending on your mood:rolleyes:. "I will find a new sig someday."

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Not lately, but Corned Beef Hash cooked in Guinness was a notable disaster of mine. You did WHAT to the Guiness? :-D -- It's not unusual to be picked up by a klingon woman It's not unusual to have fun with a klingon When I see you kicking me around It's not unusual to see me cry, I wanna die

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: You did WHAT to the Guiness? Hehe I was waiting for that. ;P Don't worry - it wasn't real Guinness...just the crappy stuff that comes in a tin. ;) Sadly, I haven't seen bottle conditioned Guinness for ages. :( Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[Debs 0]

Paul Watson wrote: anyone else notice that Jamie Oliver has more pucker/best mates than a man handing out free X at a rave party? If he invited me round for dinner, I'd go! Paul Watson wrote: Maybe you can settle for being Nigel, the Basic Chef... or whatever he calls himself. (a 40 year old balding chap in London riding Jamies coattails.) Nigel Slater? don't think he's balding, and his books/tv stuff came out way before J.O's. but I can't think of another chef called Nigel. Debbie

[Anonymous]

Hehehe, did anyone see the recent episode of the comedy (Happiness?) where Johnny Vegas uses Nigella Videos, with a box of tissues to erm, satisfy himself alone?

[benjymous]

Chris Maunder wrote: rackishly good looking Do you lot get a _different_Jamie Oliver to us? It makes me shudder to think that there may be more than one :~ -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!