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[Lost User]

Sorry if u guys already heard this one. Pilot fish reviewing backup policy is surprised when sysadmin tells him his group doesn't store backups off-site. What if there's a disaster? fish asks. "If there's going to be a disaster, whoever lives the farthest away takes the backup tapes home," sysadmin says. But what if it's an unexpected disaster? fish asks. "Oh," sysadmin tells him, "they'll always let us know in advance if there's going to be a disaster." Says fish, "I didn't have the guts to ask who 'they' are." Paul ;)

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// vibrator.h - from Smartphone SDK // // Return values: // E_FAIL == failure, probably device not present (use VibrateGetDeviceCaps) // E_NOTIMPL == the feature you are attempting to use is not yet implemented // S_OK == hurray, everything's great // HRESULT Vibrate(DWORD cvn, const VIBRATENOTE * rgvn, BOOL fRepeat, DWORD dwTimeout); "hurray! the vibrator's working! everything's great :~ " - benjymous on SDK's

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Illuminati -- tlhIngan maH! Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

[Jeremy Falcon]

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