From "Erica", at Excite.com

[Marc Clifton]

(that should give you a clue). My girlfriend's reaction??? "On that note, I'm leaving!". hahahahahahahahaha! (she had to get her tires rotated and balanced. Hmmm, sounds pretty kinky to me). Oh, so what is this bizarre post about? Is it about CRICKET!?!?!?! NO! scroll down... VP-RX Penis Enlargement Pills Click Here Finally!! A medical breakthrough in science has enabled a team of doctors and sex experts to create a pill that is designed to enlarge the male penis by length and width. Our tests show that out of 1,500 test subjects, the average gain after 4 months on DP-RX was 2.94 Inches! Amazing, Permanent results that will last. -Gain Up To 3+ Full Inches In Length -Expand Your Penis Up To 20% Thicker -Stop Premature Ejaculation! -Produce Stronger, Rock Hard Erections -100% Safe To Take, With NO Side Effects -Fast Priority Fed-Ex Shipping WorldWide -Doctor Approved And Recommended -No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises! -100% Money Back Guarantee -FREE Bottle Of VP-RX Worth Over $50 -FREE Male Help E-Book Worth Over $50 Click Here :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow. An extra 3 inches. Let's see. That would make the total length #$KSJDFX(CZ#$sdf93 feet. Hmmm. I seem to have suffered a transmission error. :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

[David Stone]

Marc, you seem oddly exuberant and shall we say "giddy" today. Have you: 1) Made millions of dollars? 2) Had a kid-free long weekend with your girlfriend? 3) Had a mid-life crisis?

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any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes

[Roger Wright]

So clue us in - Did it work? Is your girlfriend leaving in terror at the thought of the pain it might cause? How many years' supply have you ordered? It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

I'm going to claim my money back. My penis only increased 2.5 inches, and not the 3 inches they claim! Outrageous! -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

[Marc Clifton]

Sadly, only #3. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

[Marc Clifton]

:-D Well, if it worked for him: http://www.danheller.com/images/Africa/Togo/penis-man.jpg[^] Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

[Marc Clifton]

:-D Maybe we can start a class action lawsuit. (BTW, to get back to a thread from ages ago, I think you asked if lawyers can actually sue for you without you knowing about it. Yes. It's called a class action lawsuit. You need a certain number to file, then they troll about finding "victims". I've gotten several letters over the years: "you may eligible for compensation if... Join our class action lawsuit..." type BS.) Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"