Which video do I buy? (JOTD)

[Michael Dunn]

PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? Titanic or The Clinton Video TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing. --Mike-- PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. BUY MY SOFTWARE!! (please?) RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber My IntarWeb Homepgae!!!11

[Jon Sagara]

Michael Dunn wrote: TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts Oh, if only this was in the soapbox... [EDIT] Damn, been sitting in front of this screen for TOO LONG!!! :omg: [/EDIT] I would go for the lesser of two evils - the Clinton video. :-D Jon Sagara I have no complaint with the “mentoring concept” or the marriage concept or the sex concept. But if you pay for any of those, something’s wrong. -- John T. Reed in The real estate B.S. artist detection checklist [^]

[David Stone]

ROTFLMAO! :laugh:

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[David Stone]

Jon Sagara wrote: Oh, if only this was in the soapbox... Uh-oh...Jon's getting forumexia. He thinks this is the Lounge. That's what happens when you visit CP too much. :laugh:

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[JoeSox]

Neither. Buy Monica does Clinton's Titanic $9.99 + $20 shipping. Later,
JoeSox
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[Andreas Saurwein]

David Stone wrote: visit CP too much How could one possibly do this ? :omg: :~ :confused:

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[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Michael Dunn wrote: TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: If I was drinking coffee right now, I'd have one very wet monitor. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[ColinDavies]

Nice ones Mike. Regardz Colin J Davies

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