All about the F-word

Kant

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the english language is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which by just its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck), or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), or a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). It should be obvious now that there are not many words as versatile as "fuck." Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations: Fraud: I got fucked by my insurance agent. Dismay: Oh, fuck it! Problem: I guess I'm fucked now. Aggression: Fuck you. Passive: Fuck me. Confusion: What the fuck? Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking business. Despair: Fucked again. Philosophical: Who gives a fuck? Religious: Holy Fuck. Incompetence: He's all fucked up. Laziness: He just fucks about. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on? Rebellion: Fuck off! Surprise: Fucking Incredible! It can be used in descriptive anatomy - He's a fucking asshole. It can be used to tell time - It's five fucking thirty. It can be used in business - How did I get this fucking job? It can be a prediction - Oh, will I get fucked. It can have maternal connotations - as in "Mother Fucker." It can be nautical - Fuck the Admiral. It can be political - Fuck Bush. It can open the door to wonderful relationships - "let's fuck." It can be used to enhance the meaning of a word - as in Beautifuckingful, Terfuckingific or Absofuckinglutely. The mind is fairly boggled at the many many creative uses. How could anyone be offended when you say "fuck?" Use it in your daily speech! It adds to your prestige. Today tell someone "Fuck You." ;P ******* If it's a repost then F ;P Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]

JoeSox

Kant wrote: If it's a repost then F I f_cking download this f_cker off of f_cking Kazaa. I think it is from Adam Sandler's f_cking album. Dismissal = "Why don't you go outside and play Hide and go f_ck yourself" :-D Later,
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Nish Nishant

It's reached a stage now that if a person cannot use the word phuck (I am using this spelling to override the * filter) properly, then we can definitely say that he hasn't half understood the english language. Nish

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Kant

JoeSox wrote: I f_cking download this f_cker off of f_cking Kazaa. I think it is from Adam Sandler's f_cking album. You sounded like Chris Rock. ;) Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]
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Ed Gadziemski

It can open the door to wonderful relationships - "let's f***." You don't know very many women, do you? ;P Those willing to trade liberty for security deserve neither - Benjamin Franklin

Nitron

So @ work we all have name badges right. Well, I go to this meeting one day, and a guy's badge saya "Phuc" ! :wtf: I almost died. As it turns out, "Phuc" is a common Vietnamese name :rolleyes: :omg: - Nitron

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Kant

My ex-collegue last name is Huckaby. But behind his back, people change it to Fuckaby. :wtf: Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]
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Nish Nishant

Nitron wrote: So @ work we all have name badges right Yup, I did in my previous place but we never wore it. And in my current place we dont have badges. Nish

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Brad Jennings

As almost every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers". Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies

HENDRIK R

Very interesting. It seems like English offers much more possiblities to use the f***ing f*** than German does. I'll see if I can introduce some of the meanings here in Germany;)

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Jorgen Sigvardsson

what about ficken? :) it's allmost the same in german.. ;) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

HENDRIK R

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: what about ficken? Well, you seem to know much about German ... ;) But I think the manifoldness to use the f - word is greater in English then in German, even if I didn't yet think about that topic such detailed :)

We are men. We are different. We have only one word for soap. We do not own candles. We have never seen anything of any value in a craft shop. We do not own magazines full of photographs of celebrities with their clothes on. - Steve