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Don't misunderestimate me as you misunderestimated my pappy. yes, I know Iraq ain't a state of the US and you ain't any governer neither. I learnt that a few years ago today. You've lingered around long and Your aggravating political games wouldn't resignate with the American people. My economic woes are foreign-handed, by los dictadores de mustashed like you. Dude, I mean military dude, you're in more serious trouble than anyone on Texas death row. And beleive me, this ain't my first rodeo. You know, in Texas, it don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep (all you need is the inclination). Likewise it don't take a genius to spot real evil (like you) among friendly dictadores. Like my pappy says 'never drop your gun to hug a grizzly', though I don't know what it means, I reckon he's talkin' about you dern evil dictadores. I call it wisdom. Up until now you had a choice of either to comply with UN resolution or to paint your butt white and run with the antelope, not to mention complyin' with UN resolution. This time I aim to hit the butt of every camel in Iraq with missiles, thus making it necessary for your men to go to their women for stress relief whether they like it or not. Pretty soon (our rebuilders are getting restless) I'm gonna atomize your obscene and unholy palaces with them designer bombs and worse still, I'll condemn you with my own words. I've no doubt that it will surely embetter the people of the United States. If you still don't believe me, click the link below to see for yourself how serious your situation is.
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[Note: The above is a work of fiction. The sentences written above are products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to any camel or Yasser Arafat is entirely coincidental.]

David Wulff

Martiansky wrote: it don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep Actually you'd be surprised. I've found goats to be far more intelligent than many humans are. They are able to send your intentions towards them must like a wolf can smell the hormones secreted through your skin when you feel fear, and they are able to use the impressionable pack instinct of the sheep around them, aided by the fact the sheep can’t tell it from Larry, to coerce the usually docile grazers into quite vicious sudden sometimes fatal attacks on farmers, veterinary surgeons and fellow animal lovers alike. I have seen a man dismembered by one of those attacks – it was not pretty. X| For your reference:- http://www.monty-pythons.com/album/Episode_20/02-killer-sheep.jpg[^] http://www.shawnbehrens.de/kilsheep/photo.htm[^] If you are able to it is well worth seeking out a North American Woolly Goat for copulation, they have a nice think and spongy coat of wool which provides both ample footing and a soft ride. And for you people who thought I was joking... most certainly not work safe... http://www.beast-sex.net/preview/goat.htm[^]

David Wulff

"David Wulff can't live without me, so you shouldn't either" - Paul Watson

Lost User

David Wulff wrote: aided by the fact the sheep can’t tell it from Larry, Maybe they could tell 'the Larry' by length. David Wulff wrote: They are able to send your intentions towards them must like a wolf can smell the hormones secreted through your skin when you feel fear, and they are able to use the impressionable pack instinct of the sheep around them, aided by the fact the sheep can’t tell it from Larry, to coerce the usually docile grazers into quite vicious sudden sometimes fatal attacks on farmers, veterinary surgeons and fellow animal lovers alike. I have seen a man dismembered by one of those attacks – it was not pretty. This Illustrates just how far some animals are willing to go to defend their virginity!

David Wulff

Don't let them fool you - they'd have your daughter in a flash if she wasn't tied up.

David Wulff

"David Wulff can't live without me, so you shouldn't either" - Paul Watson

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David Wulff wrote: Don't let them fool you - they'd have your daughter in a flash if she wasn't tied up. That neither resignates nor embetters.