[Rated R] One handed

Jorgen Sigvardsson

I suspected this might be stretching it.. but at least I gave a proper warning. -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

Jorgen Sigvardsson

I'm glad that someone appreciates my efforts around here. :-D -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

David Wulff

:) You should see the contents of my "Links | Funny | Cool or Wierd Shit" bookmarks directory. :-O

David Wulff

"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

Jorgen Sigvardsson

I just checked out your homepage, but it seems you are talking about your personal IE bookmarks.. right? I didn't find any cool or weird shit in your published bookmarks. :) -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

brianwelsch

:laugh: The ending is bit nasty though. X| BW "We get general information and specific information, but none of the specific information talks about time, place or methods or means..." - Tom Ridge - US Secretary of Homeland Security

Paul Watson

Yeah, I just thought it pushed CP even further into the Boys Only club. Not something I personally like seeing :) Then again, I did post that Jesus Does The Hokey Pokey joke awhile back (I still think it was funny.)

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Macbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er DavidW wrote: You are totally mad. Nice.

David Wulff

I wouldn't dare publish those links on my website - the hosting company would pull my site as a violation of their terms of service. :laugh:

David Wulff

"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

David Wulff

Yeah, that *really* stings.

David Wulff

"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Hillarious!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I never did understand why people are so hung up about masturbation. I'm quite happy to admit that I do it quite regularly. ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears

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Jorgen Sigvardsson

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I never did understand why people are so hung up about masturbation. Hehe.. I think Monty Python[^] has covered that subject. :-D Still don't answer the question about female masturbation. But then again, in the old days women weren't allowed to do anything. X| -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Now there speaks the voice of experience...:laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Still don't answer the question about female masturbation. What do you want to know? Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears

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David Wulff

Actualyl I can honestly say I've never gotten any in my eye, it is one of those tales that makes it's way around school camps. I was so scared after hearing about that boy who was blinded by it than now I wear a full face mask whenever I come out to play. :rolleyes:

David Wulff

"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

Jorgen Sigvardsson

I meant to say "It [Monty Python Sketch] still doesn't answer the question about female masturbation". :-D Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: What do you want to know? I graduated with a masters in female masturbation. If I don't know it, it aint worth knowing.* :-D :cool: * Can you hear me thumping my chest all the way overe there in the UK? -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Hehe :laugh: On a more serious note, I think I'm quite lucky in that I don't personally have any hang-ups about sex or sexuality - I don't get embarrassed by nudity, sex or masturbation and the only reason I bother putting anything on if I'm naked and someone comes to the door is that I don't want them to feel uncomfortable. It's kinda nice feeling that way - and it also means I can quite happily talk openly about sexuality, sensation and feeling with friends. Of course I'll only open up like that if I know they feel similarly! Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears

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Ray Cassick

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I suspected this might be stretching it.. Nice pun. :-D

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I graduated with a masters in female masturbation. If I don't know it, it aint worth knowing. lol! :laugh: Well I may just be more modest but I'd say I'm still learning. Hormones have changed the way my body reacts a lot, and it's kinda fun figuring it all out. :D Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears

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David Wulff

With one minor exception in that I do tend to wear both top and bottom clothing unless I am either in bed or the shower, I am much the same. Then again, I'm not entirely sure if my friends aren't simply not shocked because they are just used to me... :rolleyes: It's quite astonishing how very different we are with all this with our families, colleagues and close friends. I'd never dream of explaining to my dad how to find the male g-spot, for example, and at work I'm sure I'd get some really funny looks, but I must have gone through that with almost all of my friends now (at their request I hasten to add), and am even a relationship and personal health counsellor to one! My family think's I'm the prodigal son, my colleagues think I am either a tourtoise or a god, and my friends think I'm some kind of madman. Persoanlly I like to think of myself as a random mixture of all three. ;)

David Wulff

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

David Wulff wrote: With one minor exception in that I do tend to wear both top and bottom clothing unless I am either in bed or the shower, I am much the same. Then again, I'm not entirely sure if my friends aren't simply not shocked because they are just used to me... If it's warm and I'm relaxing in the morning or evening I'll quite often wander around naked or topless. Unfortunately being in a shared house restricts my mobility somewhat at those times though! David Wulff wrote: It's quite astonishing how very different we are with all this with our families, colleagues and close friends. I'd never dream of explaining to my dad how to find the male g-spot, for example, and at work I'm sure I'd get some really funny looks, but I must have gone through that with almost all of my friends now (at their request I hasten to add), and am even a relationship and personal health counsellor to one! My family think's I'm the prodigal son, my colleagues think I am either a tourtoise or a god, and my friends think I'm some kind of madman. Persoanlly I like to think of myself as a random mixture of all three. That's fantastic Dave. I never did really understand why most guys don't talk about sex together - they're honestly missing out by not doing so. Maybe it's down to social hang-ups - most guys seem to be aghast at the suggestion that I might own a vibrator! I've certainly learnt a lot about my sexuality and how I feel about it through talking to girlfriends. It's a shame not everybody feels they can do that. Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears

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David Wulff

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Unfortunately being in a shared house restricts my mobility somewhat at those times though! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I never did really understand why most guys don't talk about sex together It is due to social hangups, guys can't admit to having feelings to other guys which blows out a large part of what it means to themselves, and the rest is physical which they find embarrassing because of the "one upping" that always goes on. Personally I just say "like it or suck it" - usually gets the message across in plain and simple terms, and then the conversation can continue. I have had two people actually say to my face that they respect me for that, which to be honest I find chillingly absurd. Why wouldn't you want to talk openly to your friends - what's the point in being friends else?! Sure getting pissed together is great fun, but you need to have something deeper than that or you'll just drift apart.

David Wulff

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