Best use of relational data ever
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That is a good one. I've seen the: select * from [day] Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday And when I asked what this is for the response was, "a list of the days of the week, duh!"
A while back I had to support a client's bloated d/b schema. The customer table had a column "Gender", of type INT. There was a tblGender, with an INT key and a text column. It had two rows; 1/M and 2/F. Then there was another table called tblGenderTexts. It also had two columns, both text. Yep, values M/Male and F/Female. :doh:
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A while back I had to support a client's bloated d/b schema. The customer table had a column "Gender", of type INT. There was a tblGender, with an INT key and a text column. It had two rows; 1/M and 2/F. Then there was another table called tblGenderTexts. It also had two columns, both text. Yep, values M/Male and F/Female. :doh:
:doh: That DBA needed to be whacked with a clue-wrecking-ball.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???